"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I got laid tonight!

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T-Mack

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First time for me.. just thought I'd let everyone know :)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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:crackup:

(rolling on the god damn floor)

So motafvcka what do you want a cookie?
 
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You want a goddamn trophy? Or a goddamn award ceremony in your honor?

Cheers anyway! NBC Ya!

What am I saying? Congratulations! You deserve your props.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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YES tell the story, was it a good fling or was it 3 min's?? just curious lol.

But Congrats to you man good job ...too bad we cant say the same thing for your virginity :( he had no chance .
 
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whats really does not settle with me is the fact that women on sosuave are rejoicing/congratulating and feeling happy for some GUY who got laid for the first time. There is something just wrong about this. I mean this is just the not the way of things. congratulating is a man's job...women don't get involved in all of this. Is sosuave resposnible for turning women in to 'man mentality?? I'm worried.
 
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ducaro said:
whats really does not settle with me is the fact that women on sosuave are rejoicing/congratulating and feeling happy for some GUY who got laid for the first time. There is something just wrong about this. I mean this is just the not the way of things. congratulating is a man's job...women don't get involved in all of this. Is sosuave resposnible for turning women in to 'man mentality?? I'm worried.
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Overthink things much? Get a life, bro.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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ducaro

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Master Bates said:
Overthink things much? Get a life, bro.
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no this does not require overthinking at all. Just simply thinking is enough.
 
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I never understood why guys brag if you will about this stuff.
It's as if the just climbed Mount Everest or something.

Take care.
 
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Instead of congratulating the person for his well done job, some of you decided to criticize him. Would you not be the same people teasing him of being a virgin and never seen a pu55y? Why don't you all applaud him for job well done? Hey T-Mack, congratulation.
 
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T-Mack said:
First time for me.. just thought I'd let everyone know :)
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Correction: You didn't get "laid" - you "layed" her!! Unless you are a female!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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MoneyManHolmes said:
I remember my first time. The best minute of my life!!!

Please give us details.
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You've got 56 seconds on me, man.




Anyway, yeah, congratulations, guy. Give us the story.
 
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Okay, so some of you wanted to hear details. I’ve been working this Japanese foreign exchange chick for a few weeks. Her roommate has been a really bad **** block lately so taking her back to her place was not a good option. The only other place I could think of was mine. I live with my parents. Before I went to go pick her up I told my parents I was going to have a girl coming over. They were cool with it and didn’t bother us the whole night. I have a younger brother as well who has a room right next to mine.

He came home around 12 at night before any action started. I said look bro you got to go find some other place to stay. Then he leaves to stay the night at his friends. My parents are in bed at this point and there room is on the opposite side of the house. They would never hear a thing from my side of the house. I locked my door and then we started making out. Then about two minutes later our clothes is on the floor and were in my bed naked.

I always hear stories about guys lasting only a minute during there first time. That wasn’t the case for me. I started going at it around 2 am and when I finished it was close to 5 in the morning. I felt like I was running a marathon! I noticed she started bleeding when we first started getting into it, which makes me think she might have been a virgin or just hasn’t had sex in awhile. I remembered to put on my raincoat though :) Other than seeing some blood, it was awesome! I took her home afterwards and put my sheets in the wash.

The next day my brother tells me that mom asked him at the breakfast table if I got laid last night. Then she says I know he got some because he put his sheets in the wash and they both started laughing about it. Bro also told me my dad said at least I know my son is a man now. I’m sure I’ll be laying this girl for the next 3 months that she is here and probably others as well :)
 
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John-467 said:
:crackup:

(rolling on the god damn floor)

So motafvcka what do you want a cookie?
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Shut the f*ck up hater. He posted it because he felt like posting it. If you stopped hating you might actually eventually get laid too. And good job man T-Mack. But dude, could we get some details? Like how long did you know the girl and how did it happen? I'm just curious.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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