"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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i feel like a pimp

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i was at the club and this hot hb9 walked passed me

i grabbed her hand , smiled, and started dancing with her without even saying anything..

while we were dancing she asked me what my name was. i told her. then i looked into her eyes and told her 'i'm trying hard not to kiss you right now'. next thing you know, we were making out...right on top of a girl who i used to like but she stopped talking to be for an unknown reason. that was an extra bonus

that felt pimp

btw, i got the line "i'm trying hard not to kiss you right now' from that pickup artist tv show that was on mtv.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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sexy_kuta

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CORVETTE06 said:
no her boyfriend came and took her away
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hahahah sluts!
 
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CORVETTE06 said:
no her boyfriend came and took her away
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dude u better watch out in those situations...ive known dudes who got punched on the face at the clubs for grinding on his girl...
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Ken785 said:
dude u better watch out in those situations...ive known dudes who got punched on the face at the clubs for grinding on his girl...
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lol all that means is they are insecure pieces of sh1t that we call "AFC's" do we not? I use to be jealous and overprotective of my girl but now I dont care , there is to much stress over something as stupid as that especially since WE KNOW that girls are flakes and slvts.
 
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CORVETTE06 said:
no her boyfriend came and took her away
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:crackup: :rockon:
I love doing that to borefriends.

Just watch out for the fists.
 
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Real simple and useful words:

"Are you here with someone".

Use them.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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lol..as the old saying goes, I don't know whether to laugh or cry..so I'll just laugh :D
 
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