"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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i feel like a pimp

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CORVETTE06

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i was at the club and this hot hb9 walked passed me

i grabbed her hand , smiled, and started dancing with her without even saying anything..

while we were dancing she asked me what my name was. i told her. then i looked into her eyes and told her 'i'm trying hard not to kiss you right now'. next thing you know, we were making out...right on top of a girl who i used to like but she stopped talking to be for an unknown reason. that was an extra bonus

that felt pimp

btw, i got the line "i'm trying hard not to kiss you right now' from that pickup artist tv show that was on mtv.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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sexy_kuta

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CORVETTE06 said:
no her boyfriend came and took her away
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hahahah sluts!
 
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Ken785

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CORVETTE06 said:
no her boyfriend came and took her away
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dude u better watch out in those situations...ive known dudes who got punched on the face at the clubs for grinding on his girl...
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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j0n024

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Ken785 said:
dude u better watch out in those situations...ive known dudes who got punched on the face at the clubs for grinding on his girl...
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lol all that means is they are insecure pieces of sh1t that we call "AFC's" do we not? I use to be jealous and overprotective of my girl but now I dont care , there is to much stress over something as stupid as that especially since WE KNOW that girls are flakes and slvts.
 
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Lord Shinra

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CORVETTE06 said:
no her boyfriend came and took her away
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:crackup: :rockon:
I love doing that to borefriends.

Just watch out for the fists.
 
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Real simple and useful words:

"Are you here with someone".

Use them.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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lol..as the old saying goes, I don't know whether to laugh or cry..so I'll just laugh :D
 
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