"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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i feel like a pimp

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CORVETTE06

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i was at the club and this hot hb9 walked passed me

i grabbed her hand , smiled, and started dancing with her without even saying anything..

while we were dancing she asked me what my name was. i told her. then i looked into her eyes and told her 'i'm trying hard not to kiss you right now'. next thing you know, we were making out...right on top of a girl who i used to like but she stopped talking to be for an unknown reason. that was an extra bonus

that felt pimp

btw, i got the line "i'm trying hard not to kiss you right now' from that pickup artist tv show that was on mtv.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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sexy_kuta

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CORVETTE06 said:
no her boyfriend came and took her away
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hahahah sluts!
 
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Ken785

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CORVETTE06 said:
no her boyfriend came and took her away
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dude u better watch out in those situations...ive known dudes who got punched on the face at the clubs for grinding on his girl...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Ken785 said:
dude u better watch out in those situations...ive known dudes who got punched on the face at the clubs for grinding on his girl...
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lol all that means is they are insecure pieces of sh1t that we call "AFC's" do we not? I use to be jealous and overprotective of my girl but now I dont care , there is to much stress over something as stupid as that especially since WE KNOW that girls are flakes and slvts.
 
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CORVETTE06 said:
no her boyfriend came and took her away
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:crackup: :rockon:
I love doing that to borefriends.

Just watch out for the fists.
 
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Real simple and useful words:

"Are you here with someone".

Use them.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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lol..as the old saying goes, I don't know whether to laugh or cry..so I'll just laugh :D
 
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