Flabbergasped?
Master Don Juan
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The term itself implies that it's some sort of obstacle or hurdle, and that's you need to "defend" against it. I prefer to call it, "socioinflammatory cynicism". SIC for short.
The thing with SIC is that it should never appear unless the girl's interest level is low, or she's a b!tch, both of which warrant nexting. Also, I don't think it's as intentional as people make it seem. Few girls actually think about these lines and say it to generate a reaction. It usually just comes out as a result of their personality (if they're b!tches), so the usual anti-b!tch tactics apply.
When I get sick of SIC (someone needs to pun-ish me), I just go sarcastic and the girl ends up either apologizing or walking away ashamed. Sometimes I push it too far, but usually SIC occurs when the conversation isn't too great anyway. Things like, a. "I don't like your hair," b. "You should aspire to do something better with your life," or other presumptous sayings (unless they're very clearly a joke) should be countered with equal, but nonetheless composed, viciousness.
A: "Sorry for having no time to shampoo 5 hrs a day, unlike a certain individual with the most beautiful locks on earth" (saying the last part sarcastically while running your hands through her hair *especially works if she doesn't have marvelous hair*)
B: "I want you to succeed to, but you don't see me signing you up for facelifts" (I've used this one, it'll make her cry or slap you), or "I'll audition for porn star classes, just for you."
Or, best of all, ignore it. It's not that big a problem, too many topics on it.
The thing with SIC is that it should never appear unless the girl's interest level is low, or she's a b!tch, both of which warrant nexting. Also, I don't think it's as intentional as people make it seem. Few girls actually think about these lines and say it to generate a reaction. It usually just comes out as a result of their personality (if they're b!tches), so the usual anti-b!tch tactics apply.
When I get sick of SIC (someone needs to pun-ish me), I just go sarcastic and the girl ends up either apologizing or walking away ashamed. Sometimes I push it too far, but usually SIC occurs when the conversation isn't too great anyway. Things like, a. "I don't like your hair," b. "You should aspire to do something better with your life," or other presumptous sayings (unless they're very clearly a joke) should be countered with equal, but nonetheless composed, viciousness.
A: "Sorry for having no time to shampoo 5 hrs a day, unlike a certain individual with the most beautiful locks on earth" (saying the last part sarcastically while running your hands through her hair *especially works if she doesn't have marvelous hair*)
B: "I want you to succeed to, but you don't see me signing you up for facelifts" (I've used this one, it'll make her cry or slap you), or "I'll audition for porn star classes, just for you."
Or, best of all, ignore it. It's not that big a problem, too many topics on it.