"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I Did Everything Right, But Didn't Get a 2nd Date

FOL!!!

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Well, you certainly ain't 'average' laff. Funny story man :D
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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skinnydart

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At least you can't say I was AFC.
Yeah, and I have to give you props for that, it definently went better than some of my dates so don't give up hope (alltogether, with this chick you may have too though.)
 

\O/

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Originally posted by skinnydart
Yeah, and I have to give you props for that, it definently went better than some of my dates so don't give up hope (alltogether, with this chick you may have too though.)
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

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:crackup:


You should have gone for a kiss close.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Le Parisien

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How come that many guys are taking this topic so seriously?
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It's either a troll or a topic written by some retard...

Oh by the way did you guys know that
Thugo = DrBeard ???

DrBeard you've been exposed !!!
:crackup:
 

nishbuk

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Originally posted by skinnydart
Yeah, and I have to give you props for that, it definently went better than some of my dates so don't give up hope (alltogether, with this chick you may have too though.)
Dude...you can't be this clueless. This entire thread is a joke. I really hope you're not taking this seriously. :)
 

nishbuk

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Originally posted by TheMasterOfBation
this has to be a joke thread...probablly a chick trying to poke fun of DJ's..it's not working
Awwww...Don't take it so seriously. :) Lighten up! It's what a DJ would do. ;)
 

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No kino as the guy said :D
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Skydiver43127

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:D :D :D

Duude, you messed it all up! You actually DRIVED her to the neares bus stop? What does she have feet for?

And you actually WAITED for the buttler! Leave her there alone to pay the bill and feel miserable and stupid in front of the whole restaurant! That's what gets the ladies. According to what I've heard, that is...

:D :D :D
 
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