"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I Did Everything Right, But Didn't Get a 2nd Date

FOL!!!

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Well, you certainly ain't 'average' laff. Funny story man :D
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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At least you can't say I was AFC.
Yeah, and I have to give you props for that, it definently went better than some of my dates so don't give up hope (alltogether, with this chick you may have too though.)
 

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Originally posted by skinnydart
Yeah, and I have to give you props for that, it definently went better than some of my dates so don't give up hope (alltogether, with this chick you may have too though.)
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

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:crackup:


You should have gone for a kiss close.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Le Parisien

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How come that many guys are taking this topic so seriously?
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It's either a troll or a topic written by some retard...

Oh by the way did you guys know that
Thugo = DrBeard ???

DrBeard you've been exposed !!!
:crackup:
 

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Originally posted by skinnydart
Yeah, and I have to give you props for that, it definently went better than some of my dates so don't give up hope (alltogether, with this chick you may have too though.)
Dude...you can't be this clueless. This entire thread is a joke. I really hope you're not taking this seriously. :)
 

nishbuk

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Originally posted by TheMasterOfBation
this has to be a joke thread...probablly a chick trying to poke fun of DJ's..it's not working
Awwww...Don't take it so seriously. :) Lighten up! It's what a DJ would do. ;)
 

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No kino as the guy said :D
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Skydiver43127

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:D :D :D

Duude, you messed it all up! You actually DRIVED her to the neares bus stop? What does she have feet for?

And you actually WAITED for the buttler! Leave her there alone to pay the bill and feel miserable and stupid in front of the whole restaurant! That's what gets the ladies. According to what I've heard, that is...

:D :D :D
 
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