"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I Did Everything Right, But Didn't Get a 2nd Date

FOL!!!

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Well, you certainly ain't 'average' laff. Funny story man :D
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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At least you can't say I was AFC.
Yeah, and I have to give you props for that, it definently went better than some of my dates so don't give up hope (alltogether, with this chick you may have too though.)
 

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Originally posted by skinnydart
Yeah, and I have to give you props for that, it definently went better than some of my dates so don't give up hope (alltogether, with this chick you may have too though.)
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

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:crackup:


You should have gone for a kiss close.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Le Parisien

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How come that many guys are taking this topic so seriously?
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It's either a troll or a topic written by some retard...

Oh by the way did you guys know that
Thugo = DrBeard ???

DrBeard you've been exposed !!!
:crackup:
 

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Originally posted by skinnydart
Yeah, and I have to give you props for that, it definently went better than some of my dates so don't give up hope (alltogether, with this chick you may have too though.)
Dude...you can't be this clueless. This entire thread is a joke. I really hope you're not taking this seriously. :)
 

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Originally posted by TheMasterOfBation
this has to be a joke thread...probablly a chick trying to poke fun of DJ's..it's not working
Awwww...Don't take it so seriously. :) Lighten up! It's what a DJ would do. ;)
 

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No kino as the guy said :D
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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:D :D :D

Duude, you messed it all up! You actually DRIVED her to the neares bus stop? What does she have feet for?

And you actually WAITED for the buttler! Leave her there alone to pay the bill and feel miserable and stupid in front of the whole restaurant! That's what gets the ladies. According to what I've heard, that is...

:D :D :D
 
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