I can't stop feeling like I'm destined to be alone forever

[bigdave17]

Why haven't you moved to SF yet? I told you that you would have tons of success with Asian girls.

All you would have to do is go into a bar and look at an Asian girl and they would want to bang you. They dont care if your social skills suck as long as youre white. And since you're better looking than Channing Tatum, that would make it even easier.

Are you gonna whine on SoSuave forever, or are you gonna get up off your butt and move to California?

I'm not white - I'm Mediterranean

and I want a Mediterranean GF. Asians have no ass or hips

 

[bigdave17]

Movie stars? Really? What's his name?

dude come on

any girl with a really cute face like mine and phenomenal fit body gets treated like a celebrity, not to mention all my other immense strengths

 

[marmel75]

then why is it that the only women who stay interested in me are 50 year olds and gross fatties?? I've always been good at talking to people

meanwhile, the female equivalent of me is dating movie stars

Because you are an insecure fruitloop and most women aren't really into those from what I've seen.

 

[RichardTheFrog]

dude come on

any girl with a really cute face like mine and phenomenal fit body gets treated like a celebrity, not to mention all my other immense strengths

What's the name of the male movie star that a girl you know is with?