"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I can't do it

sandinista

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I dunno whats with me lately.
I'm just tired all the time. I eat sensibly (my diet at the moment is the most balenced & healthy it's ever been) & I'm getting plenty of sleep (around 9-10 hours a night).

I got fired from my job a few weeks ago, so i've got loads of free time to do what i want. At first it was great, & i was really making the most of it.

but now.. It's like, i just can't be bothered to do anything. I take my dog for a walk everyday, & i used to race her around the woods & get a good exercise out of it. Now, i run a little bit, but i give up after a short disatance.

In the day i keep saying "i'll work out tonight", but when it comes to it, i'm either too tired, or it's too humid, or theres something on TV i want to watch, or i'll start stretching or warming up, & i'm not all there & my hearts just not in it, etc.

I'm yawning all the time, it's like i'm only half awake all day. When watching TV my attention goes elsewhere. I can't be bothered to read anymore. I've now gone back to playing my PS2 as thats the only thing i have the energy for.

What the hell is wrong with me?
What can i do to break away from this?

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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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ApocalypseCow2

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Make a schedule. Post it on your wall. When you workout, put a checkmark on your schedule. Sooner or later, there will be an abundance of checkmarks or none. Then it will be up to you to make a decision about how bad you really want to be in shape.
 

jiza101

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I had the same problem man, basically there arnt enough things to do so you get lazy and sit on your arse. And trust me after 1 week you feel bad and know your not doing anything. My suggestion is to go take up a hobbie, like brazilian juijitsu or a sport. Just something that will take up time, since you have so many free hours you delay things, when you have a busy schedual you get more done, since you HAVE to prioritize to achieve anything. So basically go learn something or get involved in a group or sport to add time, and then you will get back into gym.:cheer:
 

silverwex

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get a new job asap. i fell into this rut too and never really have gotten out of it... hope to soon tho :p
 

Double

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if you have the money than not working is the best thing you can have for bodybuilding.

-as much rest as you need/want
-no stress
-you can make a perfect diet if it is bulking or cutting doesnt matter. think about it...can you concentrate on learning while on always full of food, hardly!can you work a hard physical labor job while on a low calorie low carbs diet??hardly!can you plenty of healthy food every 2hours while working?hardly!also you dont have ****faces complaining about your different foods

USE THE OPPORTUNITY TO BUILD UP YOUR BODY WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!BUILD A ****ING MONUMENTAL BODY UNTIL YOU FIND A NEW JOB!!!!!!!!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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