"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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I Called my gf, and it ended with her family all laughing at me

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HEy guys , well an hour ago or so, my girl friend called, but i didnt hear it, so then i called back, and her step dad picked up the phone and said "Hello?"

I Said : Hi, may i please speak to "Her name".

He said "Shes busy doing homework, wait hold on.

So she picks up the phone.. I say . "Hey"

She *laughs*, and i hear her say "Dad dont be so mean".

OKAY! im like what the ****! what did he say? she wouldnt tell me. but then i basically hear her entire family talking about me in the background and laughing. then i try to talk to her but she sounds too busy, and she then laughs and hangs up. this pisssssssssed me the **** off.

then she calls back, and im like "what do you want??"

and then i ask her "what did your step dad say that was so mean and had your whole family talking about me and laughing??"


it took a few tries, but she finally told me "He said that when you call that you talk all slow, and you take forever to say anything and you sound stupid".

I'm like , "what the hell?? I take 5 seconds to say anything after they say hello? no i dont"

She says " Well they all say you do, and thats three people, so it must be true"

I get so ****in pissed off. i told her to tell her dad to go fck himself, and i hung up.


WEll......... i was really pissed off, im even pissed off at my Girl friend. do you think i have the right? or you think i am being insecure?? i just feel that its very messed up how they were,. and especialy since she didnt even back me up , and she laughed with them. i got so pissed off i feel like ending my relationship with this cvnt, but now not so much.

Anyways, now im afraid to call there house anymore... what should i do??
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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yeah you overreacted dude...


shoulda joked around.
 

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Ok, being the ass of a joke is not generally a good thing... but blowing up the situation is a lot worse ;-)

It sounds like she doesn't have a great deal of respect for you either.

But you still shouldn't have freaked out over it. Clown with it. Either way it'l make you feel better about the whole thing instead of letting it get straight under your skin.
 

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Yes, the key is to keep your cool in situations like this. Always be cool.

A good DJ would have said somthing to the effect of: "I talk slow cuz I just know you love my sexy voice" or, if you wanted to bust on her, say "I talk slow because your brain is even slower" (said sarcastically of course)

My biggest problem was not keeping my cool, and taking everything so seriously. Girls who like you will tease on you a bit, may even make fun of you, but if you keep your cool, you show her you are comfortable with yourself.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Or just be like: I talk slow cause I know your daddy likes that. (said in a sexy voice....)


Just kidding!

The above poster got it right on the money.
 

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donjuanapprentice01 said:
Yes, the key is to keep your cool in situations like this. Always be cool.

A good DJ would have said somthing to the effect of: "I talk slow cuz I just know you love my sexy voice" or, if you wanted to bust on her, say "I talk slow because your brain is even slower" (said sarcastically of course)

My biggest problem was not keeping my cool, and taking everything so seriously. Girls who like you will tease on you a bit, may even make fun of you, but if you keep your cool, you show her you are comfortable with yourself.
You got it right on the money! Good advice man.
 

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ay tawlk to--o s- l-ow ??:crackup:
 

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Yeah, you definitely took things a little bit too seriously. From what you've described, it sounds like her dad was just messing around and didn't mean any harm. Just try to keep it cool next time.
 

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you know what i was going to say you did the right thing but i'm the type of dude that don't get mad easily and gets mad only when something is personal for all you know she could have been laughing at david spade so you should have said what's so funny so i can laugh and if she said umm nothing then you should have said i can laugh at myself too but then again she might have been telling your parents your an ******* have a little **** and is needy trust me that what my sister does everyday
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I would find something to take the piss out of him for....then do it in front of everyone. Plus whenever i talked to him i would speak......like.......this........really........slow........so........it........would......piss.......him........off.......

You overacted way to much.......If your girl asks what went off....Just say you were having a bad day or something.
 

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Haha you totaly overeacted. The fact that they're taking the piss out of you atleast shows a certain ammount of acceptance on their side. He's her dad even if you aren't that young he'll still see you as a kid and have a joke about you.

I wouldn't try to get him back like some people here advise. Just call back once you've regained your cool but when they pick up the phone talk really super slow so that it's almost comical and they catch on. That way you'll show that although you blew your fuse before you are cool now and aren't to stuck up to take the piss out of yourself a bit. Chances are it will be cool. Say something "Hi uh....like...wow....could...I talk to uh....your daughter...maybe?"

Jeez losen up.
 

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donjuanapprentice01 said:
Yes, the key is to keep your cool in situations like this. Always be cool.

A good DJ would have said somthing to the effect of: "I talk slow cuz I just know you love my sexy voice" or, if you wanted to bust on her, say "I talk slow because your brain is even slower" (said sarcastically of course)

My biggest problem was not keeping my cool, and taking everything so seriously. Girls who like you will tease on you a bit, may even make fun of you, but if you keep your cool, you show her you are comfortable with yourself.
I agree too! sounds like you overreacted and showed yourself to be very insecure.

Maybe you should've taken it as constructive criticism and reconsidered the way you speak. Like all criticisms, insults and rejections, they're there to learn from.
 

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your fvucking his daughter, WHAT DO YOU CARE???
Exactly! I would have just smiled thinking about the load that I sprayed on his daughter's face the night before! :up:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Bullsh*t. They weren't joking around with him, they were mocking him behind his back and he caught them. Dasani, you are either a troll or too stupid to live. I would have dumped this girl months ago. I would have asked to speak to the dad and said, "hey, you know what's really funny? That your daughter is f*cking the guy who is too stupid to reply quickly enough to suit your fancy."

I'm comfortable with people hating me though.
 

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far from average said:
Bullsh*t. They weren't joking around with him, they were mocking him behind his back and he caught them. Dasani, you are either a troll or too stupid to live. I would have dumped this girl months ago. I would have asked to speak to the dad and said, "hey, you know what's really funny? That your daughter is f*cking the guy who is too stupid to reply quickly enough to suit your fancy."

I'm comfortable with people hating me though.

What does this accomplish?
 

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spider_007 said:
your fvucking his daughter, WHAT DO YOU CARE???
One problem.......STEP Dad

Why would he give a ****?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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