Last Man Standing
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I "came" into some cash recently and bought a Hummer - what do you think... http://www.alibaba.com/catalog/10824392/Remote_Control_Hummer_Toy.html
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I bought a Hummer!
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
redspicyflag
Master Don Juan
lol
I thought something else
hey ya can use it as an opener
" You wanna see my hummer"
I thought something else
hey ya can use it as an opener
" You wanna see my hummer"
Roly
Senior Don Juan
Dude that's freakin sweet.
I'm more of a Jeep person though.
Why don't you call it your " Hor Mobile" ?! :::Starts playing the Batman Theme song:::::
I'm more of a Jeep person though.
Why don't you call it your " Hor Mobile" ?! :::Starts playing the Batman Theme song:::::
Last Man Standing
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Yes, little bitty ones though!STR8UP said:
I think this was the first time Str8up use the term "hor", albeit in quotations!!
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Create Reality
Master Don Juan
if i ever see your hummer im gonna spray paint h0r l0v3r all over it