Last Man Standing
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I "came" into some cash recently and bought a Hummer - what do you think... http://www.alibaba.com/catalog/10824392/Remote_Control_Hummer_Toy.html
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I bought a Hummer!
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redspicyflag
Master Don Juan
lol
I thought something else
hey ya can use it as an opener
" You wanna see my hummer"
I thought something else
hey ya can use it as an opener
" You wanna see my hummer"
Roly
Senior Don Juan
Dude that's freakin sweet.
I'm more of a Jeep person though.
Why don't you call it your " Hor Mobile" ?! :::Starts playing the Batman Theme song:::::
I'm more of a Jeep person though.
Why don't you call it your " Hor Mobile" ?! :::Starts playing the Batman Theme song:::::
Last Man Standing
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Yes, little bitty ones though!STR8UP said:
I think this was the first time Str8up use the term "hor", albeit in quotations!!
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Create Reality
Master Don Juan
if i ever see your hummer im gonna spray paint h0r l0v3r all over it