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I "came" into some cash recently and bought a Hummer - what do you think... http://www.alibaba.com/catalog/10824392/Remote_Control_Hummer_Toy.html
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
I bought a Hummer!
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
redspicyflag
Master Don Juan
lol
I thought something else
hey ya can use it as an opener
" You wanna see my hummer"
I thought something else
hey ya can use it as an opener
" You wanna see my hummer"
Roly
Senior Don Juan
Dude that's freakin sweet.
I'm more of a Jeep person though.
Why don't you call it your " Hor Mobile" ?! :::Starts playing the Batman Theme song:::::
I'm more of a Jeep person though.
Why don't you call it your " Hor Mobile" ?! :::Starts playing the Batman Theme song:::::
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Yes, little bitty ones though!STR8UP said:
I think this was the first time Str8up use the term "hor", albeit in quotations!!
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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Master Don Juan
if i ever see your hummer im gonna spray paint h0r l0v3r all over it