"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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i bit a girl

CoRVeTTe6699

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i accidentally bit a girl when i was kissing her. is this bad.

and why does my stomach tense up when girls touch it...whats gonna happen when they touch my balls
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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WaterTiger

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Originally posted by CoRVeTTe6699
i accidentally bit a girl when i was kissing her. is this bad.
Yes it's bad! That's why great white sharks NEVER get kisses! They bite!

Originally posted by CoRVeTTe6699
and why does my stomach tense up when girls touch it...
Because it makes you HORNY!

Originally posted by CoRVeTTe6699
whats gonna happen when they touch my balls
Hopefully, you'll get a rock hard erection.
 

Luveno

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This is ridiculous.

Corvette....Man, grow up.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Evil-Rom

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If you're accidently biting girls while kissing them, you're doing something very, very wrong.
 

Eternal

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Urge to close...Rising...
 

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come on guys--use some imagination!!
whether biting a girl is bad depends on the nature of the bite...

Try this move: breathe in her ear a little, and then bite her neck (gently). She'll go nuts.
 

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I dont know man.

The girl im seeing at the mo bites my tounge really hard when she gets excited.

Saying that she is really into being rough, so its proberly different.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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diplomatic_lie

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ok you guys just put me off making out. Now whenever I do I have visions of a girl biting off my tongue.

Dammit, now I'm gonna get nervous getting head too.
 

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Originally posted by CoRVeTTe6699
whats gonna happen when they touch my balls
They will shrink and hide inside of you until she leaves. ;)
 

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haha you bit her...how do you do that, were you that nervous?

anyways i had a question about kissing....would every now and then be good to gently bit her upper or lower lip? and notice how i said gently.....i think that would be something very unexpected, and if the situation is right it might be a bit more "exciting" than a regular kiss
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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jakethasnake

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Originally posted by undesputable
haha you bit her...how do you do that, were you that nervous?

anyways i had a question about kissing....would every now and then be good to gently bit her upper or lower lip? and notice how i said gently.....i think that would be something very unexpected, and if the situation is right it might be a bit more "exciting" than a regular kiss
I do that all the time. I suck on her lower lips, and suck on her tongue. Just go crazy and use your imaginASIAN. ;)
 
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