ImTheDoubleGreatest!
Master Don Juan
Just wanted y’all to know
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
I am the greatest
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
RickTheToad
Moderator
There's always someone greater than you Double G, just like there will always be someone better than all of us. Just a fact of life. Said from Bill Gates.
logicallefty
Moderator
HAHA reminds me of when you first came here & you posted "I am the greatest" all the time. I actually thought you were a troll at first and maybe back then you kinda were. lol
ChristopherColumbus
Master Don Juan
You are delusional. 
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
ImTheDoubleGreatest!
Master Don Juan
Let’s notbget TOO crazy now
Ha! Not even!!
Lmao true. I felt better about myself then more than I ever have in my whole life. Greatest high anyone can ever have. Just like Pook said, as you think you shall become.
My delusions are what keep me sane.You are delusional.
Gotta be the best
Papa spaz giving me permission to say it again? Hell yeah! I am the greatest!
ImTheDoubleGreatest!
Master Don Juan
Will do.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Mike32ct
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As a Gen-Xer, I was constantly taught to “Get over yourself.” Growing up, I was taught that a big ego was bad.
Today, we have Millennials that were taught to ego-max. I feel like I’m living in this alternate reality lol.
I won’t get into a debate about which is better. I’ll just take you at your word that you’re the double-greatest.
Today, we have Millennials that were taught to ego-max. I feel like I’m living in this alternate reality lol.
I won’t get into a debate about which is better. I’ll just take you at your word that you’re the double-greatest
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logicallefty
Moderator
I could post that "I, LL, am the greatest" and then lock the thread so nobody else could reply, but that would be abuse of mod powers.
Still, though, I, LL, AM the greatest!
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
You may be the greatest but I am the Grand Poobah..
ImTheDoubleGreatest!
Master Don Juan
This is me.
Hater
Lies! There can only be one greatest!I could post that "I, LL, am the greatest" and then lock the thread so nobody else could reply, but that would be abuse of mod powers.
Still, though, I, LL, AM the greatest!
The greatest is greater than the grand poobah
I love that interview.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
Greater than the OG AS?
Pffffffffffffffttttttttttttt....... I hardly think so!
Pffffffffffffffttttttttttttt....... I hardly think so!
ImTheDoubleGreatest!
Master Don Juan
Hmmm.....Greater than the OG AS?
Pffffffffffffffttttttttttttt....... I hardly think so!
Alright, you have my respect. But that does not mean you can outgreat me!!!
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.