ImTheDoubleGreatest!
Master Don Juan
Just wanted y’all to know
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I am the greatest
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
RickTheToad
Moderator
There's always someone greater than you Double G, just like there will always be someone better than all of us. Just a fact of life. Said from Bill Gates.
logicallefty
Moderator
HAHA reminds me of when you first came here & you posted "I am the greatest" all the time. I actually thought you were a troll at first and maybe back then you kinda were. lol
ChristopherColumbus
Master Don Juan
You are delusional. 
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
ImTheDoubleGreatest!
Master Don Juan
Let’s notbget TOO crazy now
Ha! Not even!!
Lmao true. I felt better about myself then more than I ever have in my whole life. Greatest high anyone can ever have. Just like Pook said, as you think you shall become.
My delusions are what keep me sane.You are delusional.
Gotta be the best
Papa spaz giving me permission to say it again? Hell yeah! I am the greatest!
ImTheDoubleGreatest!
Master Don Juan
Will do.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Mike32ct
Master Don Juan
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As a Gen-Xer, I was constantly taught to “Get over yourself.” Growing up, I was taught that a big ego was bad.
Today, we have Millennials that were taught to ego-max. I feel like I’m living in this alternate reality lol.
I won’t get into a debate about which is better. I’ll just take you at your word that you’re the double-greatest.
Today, we have Millennials that were taught to ego-max. I feel like I’m living in this alternate reality lol.
I won’t get into a debate about which is better. I’ll just take you at your word that you’re the double-greatest
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logicallefty
Moderator
I could post that "I, LL, am the greatest" and then lock the thread so nobody else could reply, but that would be abuse of mod powers.
Still, though, I, LL, AM the greatest!
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
You may be the greatest but I am the Grand Poobah..
ImTheDoubleGreatest!
Master Don Juan
This is me.
Hater
Lies! There can only be one greatest!I could post that "I, LL, am the greatest" and then lock the thread so nobody else could reply, but that would be abuse of mod powers.
Still, though, I, LL, AM the greatest!
The greatest is greater than the grand poobah
I love that interview.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
Greater than the OG AS?
Pffffffffffffffttttttttttttt....... I hardly think so!
Pffffffffffffffttttttttttttt....... I hardly think so!
ImTheDoubleGreatest!
Master Don Juan
Hmmm.....Greater than the OG AS?
Pffffffffffffffttttttttttttt....... I hardly think so!
Alright, you have my respect. But that does not mean you can outgreat me!!!
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.