ImTheDoubleGreatest!
Master Don Juan
Just wanted y’all to know
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
I am the greatest
- Thread starter ImTheDoubleGreatest!
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
RickTheToad
Moderator
There's always someone greater than you Double G, just like there will always be someone better than all of us. Just a fact of life. Said from Bill Gates.
logicallefty
Moderator
HAHA reminds me of when you first came here & you posted "I am the greatest" all the time. I actually thought you were a troll at first and maybe back then you kinda were. lol
ChristopherColumbus
Master Don Juan
You are delusional. 
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
ImTheDoubleGreatest!
Master Don Juan
Let’s notbget TOO crazy now
Ha! Not even!!
Lmao true. I felt better about myself then more than I ever have in my whole life. Greatest high anyone can ever have. Just like Pook said, as you think you shall become.
My delusions are what keep me sane.You are delusional.
Gotta be the best
Papa spaz giving me permission to say it again? Hell yeah! I am the greatest!
ImTheDoubleGreatest!
Master Don Juan
Will do.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Mike32ct
Master Don Juan
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As a Gen-Xer, I was constantly taught to “Get over yourself.” Growing up, I was taught that a big ego was bad.
Today, we have Millennials that were taught to ego-max. I feel like I’m living in this alternate reality lol.
I won’t get into a debate about which is better. I’ll just take you at your word that you’re the double-greatest.
Today, we have Millennials that were taught to ego-max. I feel like I’m living in this alternate reality lol.
I won’t get into a debate about which is better. I’ll just take you at your word that you’re the double-greatest
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logicallefty
Moderator
I could post that "I, LL, am the greatest" and then lock the thread so nobody else could reply, but that would be abuse of mod powers.
Still, though, I, LL, AM the greatest!
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
You may be the greatest but I am the Grand Poobah..
ImTheDoubleGreatest!
Master Don Juan
This is me.
Hater
Lies! There can only be one greatest!I could post that "I, LL, am the greatest" and then lock the thread so nobody else could reply, but that would be abuse of mod powers.
Still, though, I, LL, AM the greatest!
The greatest is greater than the grand poobah
I love that interview.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
Greater than the OG AS?
Pffffffffffffffttttttttttttt....... I hardly think so!
Pffffffffffffffttttttttttttt....... I hardly think so!
ImTheDoubleGreatest!
Master Don Juan
Hmmm.....Greater than the OG AS?
Pffffffffffffffttttttttttttt....... I hardly think so!
Alright, you have my respect. But that does not mean you can outgreat me!!!
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.