ImTheDoubleGreatest!
Master Don Juan
Just wanted y’all to know
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I am the greatest
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
RickTheToad
Moderator
There's always someone greater than you Double G, just like there will always be someone better than all of us. Just a fact of life. Said from Bill Gates.
logicallefty
Moderator
HAHA reminds me of when you first came here & you posted "I am the greatest" all the time. I actually thought you were a troll at first and maybe back then you kinda were. lol
ChristopherColumbus
Master Don Juan
You are delusional. 
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
ImTheDoubleGreatest!
Master Don Juan
Let’s notbget TOO crazy now
Ha! Not even!!
Lmao true. I felt better about myself then more than I ever have in my whole life. Greatest high anyone can ever have. Just like Pook said, as you think you shall become.
My delusions are what keep me sane.You are delusional.
Gotta be the best
Papa spaz giving me permission to say it again? Hell yeah! I am the greatest!
ImTheDoubleGreatest!
Master Don Juan
Will do.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Mike32ct
Master Don Juan
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As a Gen-Xer, I was constantly taught to “Get over yourself.” Growing up, I was taught that a big ego was bad.
Today, we have Millennials that were taught to ego-max. I feel like I’m living in this alternate reality lol.
I won’t get into a debate about which is better. I’ll just take you at your word that you’re the double-greatest.
Today, we have Millennials that were taught to ego-max. I feel like I’m living in this alternate reality lol.
I won’t get into a debate about which is better. I’ll just take you at your word that you’re the double-greatest
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logicallefty
Moderator
I could post that "I, LL, am the greatest" and then lock the thread so nobody else could reply, but that would be abuse of mod powers.
Still, though, I, LL, AM the greatest!
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
You may be the greatest but I am the Grand Poobah..
ImTheDoubleGreatest!
Master Don Juan
This is me.
Hater
Lies! There can only be one greatest!I could post that "I, LL, am the greatest" and then lock the thread so nobody else could reply, but that would be abuse of mod powers.
Still, though, I, LL, AM the greatest!
The greatest is greater than the grand poobah
I love that interview.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
Greater than the OG AS?
Pffffffffffffffttttttttttttt....... I hardly think so!
Pffffffffffffffttttttttttttt....... I hardly think so!
ImTheDoubleGreatest!
Master Don Juan
Hmmm.....Greater than the OG AS?
Pffffffffffffffttttttttttttt....... I hardly think so!
Alright, you have my respect. But that does not mean you can outgreat me!!!
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.