"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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I am going to propose!!

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OK, holy sh!t right, the guy who always talks about not settling down is writing this... I mean I can't even believe this right now!

Backstory: I am at a party about 4 weeks ago, and I meet this bombshell from Toronto. Tall, D cups, firm butt - works as a fitness instructor and does some modeling in spare time. Well she has a sister, who is EVEN MORE FUN!! Her sister is almost exact copy, only 2 years younger, and cuter face..but, she also goes to a very good school (finishing up a degree in Marketing).

So at first I was just flirting with both, not knowing what will happen, but then I find out the older one has a man who is coming back from overseas in a month. The younger one is single though.. It was a birthday party so I had to concentrate on making sure the host had fun..so i didn't persue.

Well it turns out the younger sis told the older one that she thinks I am fun. I get a call from the host who hooks me up with the digits.

Long story short we've been hanging out a lot together for the last few weeks. This girl is the exact copy of what I like- she is like me, only with a vagina..which I LOVE. At first I was going to just turn her into Fvck buddy but she keeps amazing me over and over with the little things (she actually knows who Pushkin is!!!) and her bedroom PC muscle abilities.

here is the thing though - she wants to become a US citizen and her student visa is expiring in a few months.. BUT if she was to get married she could stay here because of that.

So I thought about it, and guys... I think I am ready to make the leap. The girl is stunning/smart/fun and loves me. I actually WANT to see her next to me and spend time with her even when I am at work or working out...

One bad thing is, she hates eating meat... she demanded that I stop eating at least some meat - particularly fish, so now I can't eat tuna... BUT WHO CARES?!!!

So this Thursday I am going to Zales to pick out the ring.. I got little money saved so it should be alright. I'll keep you posted! Wish me luck!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Save some money for an immigration lawyer. The papers aren't automatic by any means. She needs to stay in legal status after the student visa expires, and the attorney you see can make sure of that.

And good luck as well.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Wait a sec, I just read your signature: "Marriage is the triumph of imagination over Intelligence." A little ironic that you have that in your signature and you posted this. I wonder if this is a joke making fun of some other guy's thread that I must have missed?

:D

If not, then Last Man Standing needs to get over here and straighten you out :)
 
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Good luck! Can't wait to read the divorce thread.

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Just kidding! I mean, 4 weeks is kind of a short-time, but if Britney Spears can... Wait, bad example? Umm... So, like I was saying. Good luck.
 
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finally the Bull of wherever is tired of posting and decides to get tamed and ehe...wake up everyday to some bevy,lol gd luck dude!!
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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4 yrs and 3000 posts later; what have you learned on this site exactly?
 
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now dont abandon the forum lest we track ur lame ass down and bring u back to our fold,lol
 
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I think as a token of your love and devotion you should give all your possessions to her and sign a prenup where she owns 100% of everything and makes all the financial decisions.

Also its very important that you give up all your friends because, surely, she’s the only thing you need.

Don’t forget the his-and-hers tattoos.

And I’m pretty sure that given the time you are posting this, you snuck away from your room and the Minnesota State Insane Asylum and are using the library computer to write this.

Bro, I told you not to eat all those funny-looking mushrooms. Done blown yer brain out.
 
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Wikki wikki, April Fools.
Bit of a giveaway with your signature, mate.
 
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