"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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I am going to propose!!

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OK, holy sh!t right, the guy who always talks about not settling down is writing this... I mean I can't even believe this right now!

Backstory: I am at a party about 4 weeks ago, and I meet this bombshell from Toronto. Tall, D cups, firm butt - works as a fitness instructor and does some modeling in spare time. Well she has a sister, who is EVEN MORE FUN!! Her sister is almost exact copy, only 2 years younger, and cuter face..but, she also goes to a very good school (finishing up a degree in Marketing).

So at first I was just flirting with both, not knowing what will happen, but then I find out the older one has a man who is coming back from overseas in a month. The younger one is single though.. It was a birthday party so I had to concentrate on making sure the host had fun..so i didn't persue.

Well it turns out the younger sis told the older one that she thinks I am fun. I get a call from the host who hooks me up with the digits.

Long story short we've been hanging out a lot together for the last few weeks. This girl is the exact copy of what I like- she is like me, only with a vagina..which I LOVE. At first I was going to just turn her into Fvck buddy but she keeps amazing me over and over with the little things (she actually knows who Pushkin is!!!) and her bedroom PC muscle abilities.

here is the thing though - she wants to become a US citizen and her student visa is expiring in a few months.. BUT if she was to get married she could stay here because of that.

So I thought about it, and guys... I think I am ready to make the leap. The girl is stunning/smart/fun and loves me. I actually WANT to see her next to me and spend time with her even when I am at work or working out...

One bad thing is, she hates eating meat... she demanded that I stop eating at least some meat - particularly fish, so now I can't eat tuna... BUT WHO CARES?!!!

So this Thursday I am going to Zales to pick out the ring.. I got little money saved so it should be alright. I'll keep you posted! Wish me luck!
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Save some money for an immigration lawyer. The papers aren't automatic by any means. She needs to stay in legal status after the student visa expires, and the attorney you see can make sure of that.

And good luck as well.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Wait a sec, I just read your signature: "Marriage is the triumph of imagination over Intelligence." A little ironic that you have that in your signature and you posted this. I wonder if this is a joke making fun of some other guy's thread that I must have missed?

:D

If not, then Last Man Standing needs to get over here and straighten you out :)
 
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Good luck! Can't wait to read the divorce thread.

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Just kidding! I mean, 4 weeks is kind of a short-time, but if Britney Spears can... Wait, bad example? Umm... So, like I was saying. Good luck.
 
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finally the Bull of wherever is tired of posting and decides to get tamed and ehe...wake up everyday to some bevy,lol gd luck dude!!
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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4 yrs and 3000 posts later; what have you learned on this site exactly?
 
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now dont abandon the forum lest we track ur lame ass down and bring u back to our fold,lol
 
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I think as a token of your love and devotion you should give all your possessions to her and sign a prenup where she owns 100% of everything and makes all the financial decisions.

Also its very important that you give up all your friends because, surely, she’s the only thing you need.

Don’t forget the his-and-hers tattoos.

And I’m pretty sure that given the time you are posting this, you snuck away from your room and the Minnesota State Insane Asylum and are using the library computer to write this.

Bro, I told you not to eat all those funny-looking mushrooms. Done blown yer brain out.
 
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Wikki wikki, April Fools.
Bit of a giveaway with your signature, mate.
 
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