I am going to propose!!

[Oxide]

OK, holy sh!t right, the guy who always talks about not settling down is writing this... I mean I can't even believe this right now!

Backstory: I am at a party about 4 weeks ago, and I meet this bombshell from Toronto. Tall, D cups, firm butt - works as a fitness instructor and does some modeling in spare time. Well she has a sister, who is EVEN MORE FUN!! Her sister is almost exact copy, only 2 years younger, and cuter face..but, she also goes to a very good school (finishing up a degree in Marketing).

So at first I was just flirting with both, not knowing what will happen, but then I find out the older one has a man who is coming back from overseas in a month. The younger one is single though.. It was a birthday party so I had to concentrate on making sure the host had fun..so i didn't persue.

Well it turns out the younger sis told the older one that she thinks I am fun. I get a call from the host who hooks me up with the digits.

Long story short we've been hanging out a lot together for the last few weeks. This girl is the exact copy of what I like- she is like me, only with a vagina..which I LOVE. At first I was going to just turn her into Fvck buddy but she keeps amazing me over and over with the little things (she actually knows who Pushkin is!!!) and her bedroom PC muscle abilities.

here is the thing though - she wants to become a US citizen and her student visa is expiring in a few months.. BUT if she was to get married she could stay here because of that.

So I thought about it, and guys... I think I am ready to make the leap. The girl is stunning/smart/fun and loves me. I actually WANT to see her next to me and spend time with her even when I am at work or working out...

One bad thing is, she hates eating meat... she demanded that I stop eating at least some meat - particularly fish, so now I can't eat tuna... BUT WHO CARES?!!!

So this Thursday I am going to Zales to pick out the ring.. I got little money saved so it should be alright. I'll keep you posted! Wish me luck!

 

[~attrACTION~]

Wow, good luck man!

 

[Bible_Belt]

Save some money for an immigration lawyer. The papers aren't automatic by any means. She needs to stay in legal status after the student visa expires, and the attorney you see can make sure of that.

And good luck as well.

 

[blueguy]

You've been dating for a few weeks?

 

[blueguy]

Ok, ok... Just realized something.

 

[TheVirtualMind]

:crackup: :crackup:

 

[Create Reality]

Where's the other thread?!

 

[~attrACTION~]

Wait a sec, I just read your signature: "Marriage is the triumph of imagination over Intelligence." A little ironic that you have that in your signature and you posted this. I wonder if this is a joke making fun of some other guy's thread that I must have missed?



If not, then Last Man Standing needs to get over here and straighten you out

 

[Hyde]

Good luck! Can't wait to read the divorce thread.

...

Just kidding! I mean, 4 weeks is kind of a short-time, but if Britney Spears can... Wait, bad example? Umm... So, like I was saying. Good luck.

 

[afrojiggles]

finally the Bull of wherever is tired of posting and decides to get tamed and ehe...wake up everyday to some bevy,lol gd luck dude!!

 

[belividere]

4 yrs and 3000 posts later; what have you learned on this site exactly?

 

[afrojiggles]

now dont abandon the forum lest we track ur lame ass down and bring u back to our fold,lol

 

[grinder]

I think as a token of your love and devotion you should give all your possessions to her and sign a prenup where she owns 100% of everything and makes all the financial decisions.

Also its very important that you give up all your friends because, surely, she’s the only thing you need.

Don’t forget the his-and-hers tattoos.

And I’m pretty sure that given the time you are posting this, you snuck away from your room and the Minnesota State Insane Asylum and are using the library computer to write this.

Bro, I told you not to eat all those funny-looking mushrooms. Done blown yer brain out.

 

[MrS]

Wikki wikki, April Fools.
Bit of a giveaway with your signature, mate.