iamagirl said:hahahahaha
if you weren't so ****ing creepy i'd send you pictures that would shut you right up.
YOU'RE FAT
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
iamagirl said:hahahahaha
if you weren't so ****ing creepy i'd send you pictures that would shut you right up.
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
I SAID I WAS SORRY. I REALLY LIKED YOU CRUNCHY NUT. I DID. I THOUGHT YOU WERE ALMOST AS GOOD AS LUKE. YOU SHOULD COME AND BE ON OUR TEAM. I'LL EVEN ****ING TEACH YOU HOW TO SWEAR GOOD IF YOU LIKE.CrunchyNut said:I'm impatient? No, I made an assumption that, after you posted 3 replies, none of which addressed the issue which I brought up, you were not going to reply.
Still, you seem to have the whole street swearing lingo that looks really cool nailed to a T though, so good luck with that...
I agree, but she keeps suckering me into arguments because she is just that damn clever!
see?? we make a great team!! good work comrade.CrunchyNut said:Good point-and Wolf, you big writing is a pain in the arse and not clever at all...
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
He's an idiot, it's true, and he spends about 70% of the time on my ignore list, but what is your purpose here? Isn't there something more valuable you could do with your very precious time?iamagirl said:using enlarged text makes you look really clever.
My time's not precious, what on earth gave you that impression? My purpose here is to try and pick up some creepy guys. I like creepy guys.bigjohnson said:He's an idiot, it's true, and he spends about 70% of the time on my ignore list, but what is your purpose here? Isn't there something more valuable you could do with your very precious time?
Or is this just you attention wh0ring?
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
I enjoy arguments-if you need any more evidence of that, I am doing a philosophy degree!!! I could start an argument over the smallest thing, so when one comes along ready made I am very happy!bigjohnson said:He's an idiot, it's true, and he spends about 70% of the time on my ignore list, but what is your purpose here? Isn't there something more valuable you could do with your very precious time?
Or is this just you attention wh0ring?
I study philosophy tooCrunchyNut said:I enjoy arguments-if you need any more evidence of that, I am doing a philosophy degree!!! I could start an argument over the smallest thing, so when one comes along ready made I am very happy!
Plus I am horribly hungover and couldn't do a great deal productively at the moment.
Actually, there is only p.s. I learned that one a long ass time ago.iamagirl said:it goes:
p.s.
p.p.s
p.p.p.s
you dumb ****.
no no, I came here through ED. calling me an attention ***** isn't going to creep me out.Luke!! said:Big johnson, thats why she views this site as creepy, your using terms on her like she is another guy from the site. Attention *****?!?! Use something that she can understand. I'm sure she understands that but it is not considered normal in her lexicon.
Please, suck her d ick more.Luke!! said:Big johnson, thats why she views this site as creepy, your using terms on her like she is another guy from the site. Attention *****?!?! Use something that she can understand. I'm sure she understands that but it is not considered normal in her lexicon.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
seconded.eminence said:Please, suck her d ick more.
P.S. stands for postscript. P.P.S. therefore stands for post-postscript, and so on ad infinitum.The Nice Guy is Gone said:Actually, there is only p.s. I learned that one a long ass time ago.
Luke!! said:In no way am I supporting her Eminence. I'm just trying to get other guys here to try and argue with some sense. When has name calling one a war? Look at the cold war for example. If it was not for sensible talks between Regan and Gorbachev do you think the war would have ended. Probably not. If they just kept on making more weapons and talking sh*t nothing would have been solved. Talk like a sensible person to her. Maybe she will listen then.
That's the thing though, it's a HE, and he's one of the regular troll off the forums...AND your all falling for it.Luke!! said:In no way am I supporting her Eminence. I'm just trying to get other guys here to try and argue with some sense. When has name calling one a war? Look at the cold war for example. If it was not for sensible talks between Regan and Gorbachev do you think the war would have ended. Probably not. If they just kept on making more weapons and talking sh*t nothing would have been solved. Talk like a sensible person to her. Maybe she will listen then. iamagirl you are just as bad. You come in here knowing perfectly what you are doing. You knew you came in here to cause problems.
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.