iamagirl said:hahahahaha
if you weren't so ****ing creepy i'd send you pictures that would shut you right up.
YOU'RE FAT
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
iamagirl said:hahahahaha
if you weren't so ****ing creepy i'd send you pictures that would shut you right up.
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
I SAID I WAS SORRY. I REALLY LIKED YOU CRUNCHY NUT. I DID. I THOUGHT YOU WERE ALMOST AS GOOD AS LUKE. YOU SHOULD COME AND BE ON OUR TEAM. I'LL EVEN ****ING TEACH YOU HOW TO SWEAR GOOD IF YOU LIKE.CrunchyNut said:I'm impatient? No, I made an assumption that, after you posted 3 replies, none of which addressed the issue which I brought up, you were not going to reply.
Still, you seem to have the whole street swearing lingo that looks really cool nailed to a T though, so good luck with that...
I agree, but she keeps suckering me into arguments because she is just that damn clever!
see?? we make a great team!! good work comrade.CrunchyNut said:Good point-and Wolf, you big writing is a pain in the arse and not clever at all...
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
He's an idiot, it's true, and he spends about 70% of the time on my ignore list, but what is your purpose here? Isn't there something more valuable you could do with your very precious time?iamagirl said:using enlarged text makes you look really clever.
My time's not precious, what on earth gave you that impression? My purpose here is to try and pick up some creepy guys. I like creepy guys.bigjohnson said:He's an idiot, it's true, and he spends about 70% of the time on my ignore list, but what is your purpose here? Isn't there something more valuable you could do with your very precious time?
Or is this just you attention wh0ring?
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
I enjoy arguments-if you need any more evidence of that, I am doing a philosophy degree!!! I could start an argument over the smallest thing, so when one comes along ready made I am very happy!bigjohnson said:He's an idiot, it's true, and he spends about 70% of the time on my ignore list, but what is your purpose here? Isn't there something more valuable you could do with your very precious time?
Or is this just you attention wh0ring?
I study philosophy tooCrunchyNut said:I enjoy arguments-if you need any more evidence of that, I am doing a philosophy degree!!! I could start an argument over the smallest thing, so when one comes along ready made I am very happy!
Plus I am horribly hungover and couldn't do a great deal productively at the moment.
Actually, there is only p.s. I learned that one a long ass time ago.iamagirl said:it goes:
p.s.
p.p.s
p.p.p.s
you dumb ****.
no no, I came here through ED. calling me an attention ***** isn't going to creep me out.Luke!! said:Big johnson, thats why she views this site as creepy, your using terms on her like she is another guy from the site. Attention *****?!?! Use something that she can understand. I'm sure she understands that but it is not considered normal in her lexicon.
Please, suck her d ick more.Luke!! said:Big johnson, thats why she views this site as creepy, your using terms on her like she is another guy from the site. Attention *****?!?! Use something that she can understand. I'm sure she understands that but it is not considered normal in her lexicon.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
seconded.eminence said:Please, suck her d ick more.
P.S. stands for postscript. P.P.S. therefore stands for post-postscript, and so on ad infinitum.The Nice Guy is Gone said:Actually, there is only p.s. I learned that one a long ass time ago.
Luke!! said:In no way am I supporting her Eminence. I'm just trying to get other guys here to try and argue with some sense. When has name calling one a war? Look at the cold war for example. If it was not for sensible talks between Regan and Gorbachev do you think the war would have ended. Probably not. If they just kept on making more weapons and talking sh*t nothing would have been solved. Talk like a sensible person to her. Maybe she will listen then.
That's the thing though, it's a HE, and he's one of the regular troll off the forums...AND your all falling for it.Luke!! said:In no way am I supporting her Eminence. I'm just trying to get other guys here to try and argue with some sense. When has name calling one a war? Look at the cold war for example. If it was not for sensible talks between Regan and Gorbachev do you think the war would have ended. Probably not. If they just kept on making more weapons and talking sh*t nothing would have been solved. Talk like a sensible person to her. Maybe she will listen then. iamagirl you are just as bad. You come in here knowing perfectly what you are doing. You knew you came in here to cause problems.
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.