iamagirl said:hahahahaha
if you weren't so ****ing creepy i'd send you pictures that would shut you right up.
YOU'RE FAT
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
iamagirl said:hahahahaha
if you weren't so ****ing creepy i'd send you pictures that would shut you right up.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
I SAID I WAS SORRY. I REALLY LIKED YOU CRUNCHY NUT. I DID. I THOUGHT YOU WERE ALMOST AS GOOD AS LUKE. YOU SHOULD COME AND BE ON OUR TEAM. I'LL EVEN ****ING TEACH YOU HOW TO SWEAR GOOD IF YOU LIKE.CrunchyNut said:I'm impatient? No, I made an assumption that, after you posted 3 replies, none of which addressed the issue which I brought up, you were not going to reply.
Still, you seem to have the whole street swearing lingo that looks really cool nailed to a T though, so good luck with that...
I agree, but she keeps suckering me into arguments because she is just that damn clever!
see?? we make a great team!! good work comrade.CrunchyNut said:Good point-and Wolf, you big writing is a pain in the arse and not clever at all...
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
He's an idiot, it's true, and he spends about 70% of the time on my ignore list, but what is your purpose here? Isn't there something more valuable you could do with your very precious time?iamagirl said:using enlarged text makes you look really clever.
My time's not precious, what on earth gave you that impression? My purpose here is to try and pick up some creepy guys. I like creepy guys.bigjohnson said:He's an idiot, it's true, and he spends about 70% of the time on my ignore list, but what is your purpose here? Isn't there something more valuable you could do with your very precious time?
Or is this just you attention wh0ring?
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
I enjoy arguments-if you need any more evidence of that, I am doing a philosophy degree!!! I could start an argument over the smallest thing, so when one comes along ready made I am very happy!bigjohnson said:He's an idiot, it's true, and he spends about 70% of the time on my ignore list, but what is your purpose here? Isn't there something more valuable you could do with your very precious time?
Or is this just you attention wh0ring?
I study philosophy tooCrunchyNut said:I enjoy arguments-if you need any more evidence of that, I am doing a philosophy degree!!! I could start an argument over the smallest thing, so when one comes along ready made I am very happy!
Plus I am horribly hungover and couldn't do a great deal productively at the moment.
Actually, there is only p.s. I learned that one a long ass time ago.iamagirl said:it goes:
p.s.
p.p.s
p.p.p.s
you dumb ****.
no no, I came here through ED. calling me an attention ***** isn't going to creep me out.Luke!! said:Big johnson, thats why she views this site as creepy, your using terms on her like she is another guy from the site. Attention *****?!?! Use something that she can understand. I'm sure she understands that but it is not considered normal in her lexicon.
Please, suck her d ick more.Luke!! said:Big johnson, thats why she views this site as creepy, your using terms on her like she is another guy from the site. Attention *****?!?! Use something that she can understand. I'm sure she understands that but it is not considered normal in her lexicon.
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
seconded.eminence said:Please, suck her d ick more.
P.S. stands for postscript. P.P.S. therefore stands for post-postscript, and so on ad infinitum.The Nice Guy is Gone said:Actually, there is only p.s. I learned that one a long ass time ago.
Luke!! said:In no way am I supporting her Eminence. I'm just trying to get other guys here to try and argue with some sense. When has name calling one a war? Look at the cold war for example. If it was not for sensible talks between Regan and Gorbachev do you think the war would have ended. Probably not. If they just kept on making more weapons and talking sh*t nothing would have been solved. Talk like a sensible person to her. Maybe she will listen then.
That's the thing though, it's a HE, and he's one of the regular troll off the forums...AND your all falling for it.Luke!! said:In no way am I supporting her Eminence. I'm just trying to get other guys here to try and argue with some sense. When has name calling one a war? Look at the cold war for example. If it was not for sensible talks between Regan and Gorbachev do you think the war would have ended. Probably not. If they just kept on making more weapons and talking sh*t nothing would have been solved. Talk like a sensible person to her. Maybe she will listen then. iamagirl you are just as bad. You come in here knowing perfectly what you are doing. You knew you came in here to cause problems.
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.