"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Hypothetical Scenario

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-You hit on the girl of your dreams over Facebook (because that's the only way you can)
-You ask for the phone number
-She resists
-You trash her boyfriend, call him a bastard, and say that you're much better than him
-She says you made her uncomfortable and then blocks you
-Boyfriend sends you a threatening message and then blocks you

Objective: Turn this into a win.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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What the fvck did you do?! Honestly, I'd say there's no coming back from this. You may want to be careful too. The boyfriend probably won't cause any trouble since he's just trying to intimidate you, but the girl could call the cops on harassment claims.
 
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In this hypothetical scenario, the girl and her boyfriend are both in a completely separate part of the country.
 
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You can't win , you messed up bad talking her bf/ex. If you were better , she should be the one to see it ..you can't force feed it to her. Just block/delete and forget it happened.
 
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Darth said:
-You hit on the girl of your dreams over Facebook (because that's the only way you can)
-You ask for the phone number
-She resists
-You trash her boyfriend, call him a bastard, and say that you're much better than him
-She says you made her uncomfortable and then blocks you
-Boyfriend sends you a threatening message and then blocks you

Objective: Turn this into a win.
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This is totally hilarious....

Okay... how to make this a win....... close your Facebook account.

NEVER ever again trash an ex-boyfriend. When you trash an ex or current BF you are directly attacking the woman's judgement. You might as well just call her a stupid cvnt b!tch.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Darth said:
Objective: Turn this into a win.
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Only way you can turn this into a win is to REALIZE that you should never do that again.

Agreed with what's been said here. You NEVER talk $hit about their current or past bf's, for many reasons. That's a chump beta orbiter move.
 
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Darth said:
-You hit on the girl of your dreams over Facebook (because that's the only way you can)
-You ask for the phone number
-She resists
-You trash her boyfriend, call him a bastard, and say that you're much better than him
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LOL. :crackup: That's the funniest thing I've heard all day. Come on bro, what did you expect her to say?

"Hi Rebecca, I've been thinking about you night and day. You are my angel, my one and only. I think I'm in love with you. Can I get your phone number?"
"I don't think that's such a good idea, I have a boyfriend"
"Your boyfriend is a piece a crap. He is a stupid bastard and I'm much better man than he will ever be."
"Oh yeah you're right. How could I been so blind and not realize he was such a jerk? How could I have not given to my basic instincts and go out with you? In fact, lets skip the chit chat and have sex at your house in 2 hours. Be ready I'm going to rock your world."

Honestly, how do you guys survive out there in real world?
 
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