AureliusMaximus
Master Don Juan
and it doesn't care. 
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Eff that b1tch. Glad officer didnt' get angry at the other man. "Wife" was so non chalant.and it doesn't care.![]()
Looks fake
They have several different outfits and local versions too. So you cannot say that.100% is, there not even wearing the correct Australian police uniform.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Well at least he kept the cardinal rule of "knowing when to/not being afraid to walk away" and not acting like a simp at least.Kudos to the officer for keeping his cool.
The topic is the video.Anyways guys stick to the topic please.
theirs no topic, because the videos fake. In so many ways.They have several different outfits and local versions too. So you cannot say that.
Anyways guys stick to the topic please.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Despite all the Nanny state laws here, there isn't a whole lot of Crime when compared to America. Cops here spend the majority of their time handing out fines for Traffic violations (They actually get commission for fines).Citizens in Australia are unarmed. Cops pretend they are your best friend here. It's super creepy. It's like an Orca playing with a dead seal.
Cops are all largely psychotic. They go from very friendly "how ya goin mate. Just here for a little chat mate" - They then explode and start whipping you all of a sudden - "stop resisting stop resisting"
The best cops I have seen have actually been American cops. You'd actually need balls to be a cop there - every time you make a traffic stop you risk getting shot. I know you guys still have bad cops there, but I watch a lot of police bodycam vids and you have some good cops there too.
Indeed.Fake video or not. I'll indulge it because cops regularly get cucked to my knowledge.
Do you know how much cops get paid?.....fvck all. You're not going to be able to look after your woman properly on a cop salary. Choosing a career as a cop is basically totally irresponsible if you plan to get married. You are humiliating your woman by forcing her to live with you on a very low salary.
And to top it all off... The woman in this video knows that cops have been upholding an absolutely disgusting forced-injection regime. All Western Cops right now are currently on the wrong side of history and I'll make sure my children's children's children know about what they have been doing to us.