MatureDJ
Master Don Juan
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Husband lets wife beat him every week
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Unbridled_Phoenix
Master Don Juan
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"Yep, she's the boss." hahaha
I hate when men say that.
I hate when men say that.
ThunderMaverick
Master Don Juan
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It is indeed a brave new world.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Scaramouche
Master Don Juan
Dear DJ,
A long time ago,I had a building gang,my sub contract Painter was a truly charming old fellow
German to his boot straps,the old Bvgger was a long time Nazi,in the thirties he was with the Luftwaffe,he had fought in Spain with the Condor Brigade.Then with distinction in the Battles of France and England,he ended up on the Russian front where he was shot down and seriously wounded,his reward it was to be a Gauleiter in Poland.there he had the power of life or Death over hundreds of thousands of unfortunate Poles.
Sentenced to Death three times,he maintained it was his influence in the Masonic Lodge that saved him (Seems hard to believe,but that's what he said)eventually he was condemned to a life sentence in Siberia,where along with thousands of others and the remnants of a Russian regiment that had behaved badly in the War,he walked about 6000 miles to spend 11 years in Kamchatka,
So eventually he was released to spend his days wielding the hairy stick,along the way he married a large blonde German Woman,resembling in many ways Wagners Brunhilde.
Every so often this poor old Warrior would come to work in a very sorry state,I wandered about this,until one of the Boys let me in on his little secret,his wife used to knock the Bejassus out of him whenever he came home pvissed,her weapon of choice,a cast Iron frying pan....Oh how the mighty can fall.
A long time ago,I had a building gang,my sub contract Painter was a truly charming old fellow
German to his boot straps,the old Bvgger was a long time Nazi,in the thirties he was with the Luftwaffe,he had fought in Spain with the Condor Brigade.Then with distinction in the Battles of France and England,he ended up on the Russian front where he was shot down and seriously wounded,his reward it was to be a Gauleiter in Poland.there he had the power of life or Death over hundreds of thousands of unfortunate Poles.
Sentenced to Death three times,he maintained it was his influence in the Masonic Lodge that saved him (Seems hard to believe,but that's what he said)eventually he was condemned to a life sentence in Siberia,where along with thousands of others and the remnants of a Russian regiment that had behaved badly in the War,he walked about 6000 miles to spend 11 years in Kamchatka,
So eventually he was released to spend his days wielding the hairy stick,along the way he married a large blonde German Woman,resembling in many ways Wagners Brunhilde.
Every so often this poor old Warrior would come to work in a very sorry state,I wandered about this,until one of the Boys let me in on his little secret,his wife used to knock the Bejassus out of him whenever he came home pvissed,her weapon of choice,a cast Iron frying pan....Oh how the mighty can fall.
TheAsianLover
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I would never hit a woman.
I would just choke the sh*t out of her to teach her a lesson.
I would just choke the sh*t out of her to teach her a lesson.
SchoolBoy
Don Juan
Wow that guy is a huge AFC with no self-respect at all.
It be in his best interest to learn some real martial arts (not kung fu) and teach her a lesson.
I remember while I dated a woman who knew brazlian jiu-jitsu. During a heated argument one day, she tried to physically "submit" me to win the argument. What she didn't know I took Brazlian Jiu-Jitsu for years. I ended up submitting her instead with an armbar.
Ever since then, we've always resolved it with words =)
It be in his best interest to learn some real martial arts (not kung fu) and teach her a lesson.
I remember while I dated a woman who knew brazlian jiu-jitsu. During a heated argument one day, she tried to physically "submit" me to win the argument. What she didn't know I took Brazlian Jiu-Jitsu for years. I ended up submitting her instead with an armbar.
Ever since then, we've always resolved it with words =)