MatureDJ
Master Don Juan
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Husband lets wife beat him every week
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Unbridled_Phoenix
Master Don Juan
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"Yep, she's the boss." hahaha
I hate when men say that.
I hate when men say that.
ThunderMaverick
Master Don Juan
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It is indeed a brave new world.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Scaramouche
Master Don Juan
Dear DJ,
A long time ago,I had a building gang,my sub contract Painter was a truly charming old fellow
German to his boot straps,the old Bvgger was a long time Nazi,in the thirties he was with the Luftwaffe,he had fought in Spain with the Condor Brigade.Then with distinction in the Battles of France and England,he ended up on the Russian front where he was shot down and seriously wounded,his reward it was to be a Gauleiter in Poland.there he had the power of life or Death over hundreds of thousands of unfortunate Poles.
Sentenced to Death three times,he maintained it was his influence in the Masonic Lodge that saved him (Seems hard to believe,but that's what he said)eventually he was condemned to a life sentence in Siberia,where along with thousands of others and the remnants of a Russian regiment that had behaved badly in the War,he walked about 6000 miles to spend 11 years in Kamchatka,
So eventually he was released to spend his days wielding the hairy stick,along the way he married a large blonde German Woman,resembling in many ways Wagners Brunhilde.
Every so often this poor old Warrior would come to work in a very sorry state,I wandered about this,until one of the Boys let me in on his little secret,his wife used to knock the Bejassus out of him whenever he came home pvissed,her weapon of choice,a cast Iron frying pan....Oh how the mighty can fall.
A long time ago,I had a building gang,my sub contract Painter was a truly charming old fellow
German to his boot straps,the old Bvgger was a long time Nazi,in the thirties he was with the Luftwaffe,he had fought in Spain with the Condor Brigade.Then with distinction in the Battles of France and England,he ended up on the Russian front where he was shot down and seriously wounded,his reward it was to be a Gauleiter in Poland.there he had the power of life or Death over hundreds of thousands of unfortunate Poles.
Sentenced to Death three times,he maintained it was his influence in the Masonic Lodge that saved him (Seems hard to believe,but that's what he said)eventually he was condemned to a life sentence in Siberia,where along with thousands of others and the remnants of a Russian regiment that had behaved badly in the War,he walked about 6000 miles to spend 11 years in Kamchatka,
So eventually he was released to spend his days wielding the hairy stick,along the way he married a large blonde German Woman,resembling in many ways Wagners Brunhilde.
Every so often this poor old Warrior would come to work in a very sorry state,I wandered about this,until one of the Boys let me in on his little secret,his wife used to knock the Bejassus out of him whenever he came home pvissed,her weapon of choice,a cast Iron frying pan....Oh how the mighty can fall.
TheAsianLover
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I would never hit a woman.
I would just choke the sh*t out of her to teach her a lesson.
I would just choke the sh*t out of her to teach her a lesson.
SchoolBoy
Don Juan
Wow that guy is a huge AFC with no self-respect at all.
It be in his best interest to learn some real martial arts (not kung fu) and teach her a lesson.
I remember while I dated a woman who knew brazlian jiu-jitsu. During a heated argument one day, she tried to physically "submit" me to win the argument. What she didn't know I took Brazlian Jiu-Jitsu for years. I ended up submitting her instead with an armbar.
Ever since then, we've always resolved it with words =)
It be in his best interest to learn some real martial arts (not kung fu) and teach her a lesson.
I remember while I dated a woman who knew brazlian jiu-jitsu. During a heated argument one day, she tried to physically "submit" me to win the argument. What she didn't know I took Brazlian Jiu-Jitsu for years. I ended up submitting her instead with an armbar.
Ever since then, we've always resolved it with words =)