"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Hurting her by accident

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Here is a short story about something that happened when i went swimming witha few friends.
I went with this lass that i like and we was pushing each other in and stuff like that, stuff that you do when you go swimming.
I pushed her in but she got caught on my wrist locker key and hurt her hand (baddish). What would you then say. Sorry is an obvious one but she got a bit p*ssed off and gave me a bit of a dirty luck.
What would you have done ??
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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She continued to be p*ssed off for quite a while which made it a bit awkward and made me feel guilty.
 
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First of ALL NEVER SAY SORRY!!!
You should have made fun of her for crying about a little cut. and if all else fails GET MAD AT HER!!! <---always works!!!;)
 
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Crazy situation on your hands. Nothing spectacular that you can say to her. Just say " My wrist lock locked on to you like a magnet to metal. Are you going to be okay?"
 
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Whyshy - i should hav laughed at her, shouldn't I. The question sounded a bit silly but it happens now and then. It gets a bit awkward after, especially if you hurt her badly. Cheers
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Good oportunity to do some kino. You should have playfully said "want me to kiss it and make it better"
 
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"baddish"

Kissing it would be kinda out of place...esp. if what I'd imagine is her bleeding everywhere or something. (if it's a scratch..then yess)
 
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Originally posted by Docs
"baddish"

Kissing it would be kinda out of place...esp. if what I'd imagine is her bleeding everywhere or something. (if it's a scratch..then yess)
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I think baddish means a light scrape
 
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when she gets mad at you..get mad right back she will definatly suck up to you and not be mad at you anymore and she will try to make you unmad..trust me it works becuase ive done it many times
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Originally posted by whyshy
First of ALL NEVER SAY SORRY!!!
You should have made fun of her for crying about a little cut. and if all else fails GET MAD AT HER!!! <---always works!!!;)
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You misunderstand that whole element. When the Bible or whoever first said it says not to say sorry, they mean for something stupid that AFCs generally apologize for. If you actually hurt someone, apologize, girl or not.

Unless it is just a little scrape/cut. Then it's okay to playfully make fun of her, etc.
 
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