"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Bigtrucker2008

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My situation is simple. Recently, I have just been feeling as if i'm in a "rut". I haven't really been out and met NEW women. I've just been talking to the same old ones.

I want to change this. I am looking for ways to improve my humor and funny things to say to women (not pick up lines, just amusing things to do and say to continue conversation). Does anyone here have any recommendations or examples of some fresh humor??? Mabye some funny stories from some new sitcoms?????
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

Read more...

Alle_Gory

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Not my style. I like to find stuff that is funny to me instead of memorizing pages of content.

How would you act if you were by yourself? What kinds of things would you find funny? How would you share that with someone?

Humor is mostly presentation!!
 

mtlwlu

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just search "****y and funny lines" or something on these boards, lots of golden stuff. Or watch stand up comedy acts to get an idea, body language works wonders too.

Look up mitch hedberg, one of the funniest people ever.
 
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