"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Bigtrucker2008

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My situation is simple. Recently, I have just been feeling as if i'm in a "rut". I haven't really been out and met NEW women. I've just been talking to the same old ones.

I want to change this. I am looking for ways to improve my humor and funny things to say to women (not pick up lines, just amusing things to do and say to continue conversation). Does anyone here have any recommendations or examples of some fresh humor??? Mabye some funny stories from some new sitcoms?????
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Alle_Gory

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Not my style. I like to find stuff that is funny to me instead of memorizing pages of content.

How would you act if you were by yourself? What kinds of things would you find funny? How would you share that with someone?

Humor is mostly presentation!!
 
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mtlwlu

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just search "****y and funny lines" or something on these boards, lots of golden stuff. Or watch stand up comedy acts to get an idea, body language works wonders too.

Look up mitch hedberg, one of the funniest people ever.
 
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