"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Bigtrucker2008

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My situation is simple. Recently, I have just been feeling as if i'm in a "rut". I haven't really been out and met NEW women. I've just been talking to the same old ones.

I want to change this. I am looking for ways to improve my humor and funny things to say to women (not pick up lines, just amusing things to do and say to continue conversation). Does anyone here have any recommendations or examples of some fresh humor??? Mabye some funny stories from some new sitcoms?????
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Alle_Gory

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Not my style. I like to find stuff that is funny to me instead of memorizing pages of content.

How would you act if you were by yourself? What kinds of things would you find funny? How would you share that with someone?

Humor is mostly presentation!!
 
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just search "****y and funny lines" or something on these boards, lots of golden stuff. Or watch stand up comedy acts to get an idea, body language works wonders too.

Look up mitch hedberg, one of the funniest people ever.
 
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