"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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HTML Boot camp?

BuddhaSMASH

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I'm on a dinosaur of a computer that doesn't get along well with Adobe Acrobat or MSWord. Is there an HTML version of the Boot Camp?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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<HTML>
<head>
<title>My website is my only friend</title>
<head>

<body>
<center>
<font color="red" size="3" face="arial">hey mr. toilet, im the ****, got these other rappers pissed, cuz my toilet paper thick</font>
<center>

<BR>
<BR>

<font color="black" size="2" face="arial">Welcome to my first website blah blah blah blah blah blah blah yay</font>

<BR>
<BR>

<center>
<font size="1" face="arial">Copyright 2005</font>
</center>

</body>
</HTML>
 

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Originally posted by Soprano
<HTML>
<head>
<title>My website is my only friend</title>
<head>

<body>
<center>
<font color="red" size="3" face="arial">hey mr. toilet, im the ****, got these other rappers pissed, cuz my toilet paper thick</font>
<center>

<BR>
<BR>

<font color="black" size="2" face="arial">Welcome to my first website blah blah blah blah blah blah blah yay</font>

<BR>
<BR>

<center>
<font size="1" face="arial">Copyright 2005</font>
</center>

</body>
</HTML>
That wasn't anything even approaching helpful.:down:
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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For the idiots here that don't understand the question.

If you haven't noticed, the DJ Bootcamp thing is a pdf file(Acrobat), he wants to know if there's an html version of this pdf file.

F_ckin' idiots.
 
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