BuddhaSMASH
Don Juan
I'm on a dinosaur of a computer that doesn't get along well with Adobe Acrobat or MSWord. Is there an HTML version of the Boot Camp?
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
HTML Boot camp?
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
<HTML>
<head>
<title>My website is my only friend</title>
<head>
<body>
<center>
<font color="red" size="3" face="arial">hey mr. toilet, im the ****, got these other rappers pissed, cuz my toilet paper thick</font>
<center>
<BR>
<BR>
<font color="black" size="2" face="arial">Welcome to my first website blah blah blah blah blah blah blah yay</font>
<BR>
<BR>
<center>
<font size="1" face="arial">Copyright 2005</font>
</center>
</body>
</HTML>
<head>
<title>My website is my only friend</title>
<head>
<body>
<center>
<font color="red" size="3" face="arial">hey mr. toilet, im the ****, got these other rappers pissed, cuz my toilet paper thick</font>
<center>
<BR>
<BR>
<font color="black" size="2" face="arial">Welcome to my first website blah blah blah blah blah blah blah yay</font>
<BR>
<BR>
<center>
<font size="1" face="arial">Copyright 2005</font>
</center>
</body>
</HTML>
BuddhaSMASH
Don Juan
That wasn't anything even approaching helpful.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Nicholas Hill
Master Don Juan
I have converted the boot camp to html format for you. It is now accessible from the Bible main page or from the link below:
http://www.jbspencer.com/djb/DJBC/djbc.htm
http://www.jbspencer.com/djb/DJBC/djbc.htm