BuddhaSMASH
Don Juan
I'm on a dinosaur of a computer that doesn't get along well with Adobe Acrobat or MSWord. Is there an HTML version of the Boot Camp?
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
HTML Boot camp?
- Thread starter BuddhaSMASH
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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
<HTML>
<head>
<title>My website is my only friend</title>
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<body>
<center>
<font color="red" size="3" face="arial">hey mr. toilet, im the ****, got these other rappers pissed, cuz my toilet paper thick</font>
<center>
<BR>
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<font color="black" size="2" face="arial">Welcome to my first website blah blah blah blah blah blah blah yay</font>
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<center>
<font size="1" face="arial">Copyright 2005</font>
</center>
</body>
</HTML>
<head>
<title>My website is my only friend</title>
<head>
<body>
<center>
<font color="red" size="3" face="arial">hey mr. toilet, im the ****, got these other rappers pissed, cuz my toilet paper thick</font>
<center>
<BR>
<BR>
<font color="black" size="2" face="arial">Welcome to my first website blah blah blah blah blah blah blah yay</font>
<BR>
<BR>
<center>
<font size="1" face="arial">Copyright 2005</font>
</center>
</body>
</HTML>
BuddhaSMASH
Don Juan
That wasn't anything even approaching helpful.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Nicholas Hill
Master Don Juan
I have converted the boot camp to html format for you. It is now accessible from the Bible main page or from the link below:
http://www.jbspencer.com/djb/DJBC/djbc.htm
http://www.jbspencer.com/djb/DJBC/djbc.htm