Originally posted by WAY2COOL
If a girl asks me what happened to my last relationship, I say "Yeah we broke up, she said some crap about me not listening to her or something, I don't know I wasn't really paying attention."
Isn't that from dumb 'n dumber? It's funny, I often use lines from comedians or good movies, but it sux if they've heard them before and they're like "Hey that's Seinfield!". Then you feel like a dumbass.
In my city we're always on each others case about the great north/south divide. The people in the north are the wealthier ones generally.
I say things like, "I'm from the south, but I'm glad to finally meet someone with shoes."
There' all kinds of comments u can make on where ppl live.