How's this for C+F

[WAY2COOL]

If a girl asks me what happened to my last relationship, I say "Yeah we broke up, she said some crap about me not listening to her or something, I don't know I wasn't really paying attention."

 

[Avsguy01]

i like it.....i think its funny.

 

[Santos]

Originally posted by WAY2COOL
If a girl asks me what happened to my last relationship, I say "Yeah we broke up, she said some crap about me not listening to her or something, I don't know I wasn't really paying attention."

Isn't that from dumb 'n dumber? It's funny, I often use lines from comedians or good movies, but it sux if they've heard them before and they're like "Hey that's Seinfield!". Then you feel like a dumbass.

In my city we're always on each others case about the great north/south divide. The people in the north are the wealthier ones generally.

I say things like, "I'm from the south, but I'm glad to finally meet someone with shoes."

There' all kinds of comments u can make on where ppl live.

 

[runner10_13]

yes, that is really good example. Its funny and it doesnt cross the line to being a-hole.

 

[Mr. Latte]

That's all well and good, until you have a girl tell you "So you've seen Dumb & Dumber as well?" Word to the wise...don't quote movies to try and be smooth. And if you DO, make sure it's not a movie that everyone and their mother has seen.

 

[WAY2COOL]

Hey now, nobody likes a smarta** there "Mr. Latte"

 

[Mr. Latte]

Nobody's being a smartass, it was a legit statement.

 

[WAY2COOL]

ok, thanks for the advice