"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Arite, so HB8 was texting me, she first texted me at about 4:30, I texted back at 11

HB 8: Hello sunflower eatin crocker nose...(inside joke)

Me: You forgot to add in the part where i am gangsta(Inside joke, again)

HB:Haha! oh... Hello "one very intimidating gangstuh cracker nose sunflowereater"... Better?! Haha!

Me: Damn straight it is. And hello to you too

HB:U forgot "one mean n large blue pimp slap ni@@uh lips"... Hahaha!

Me: Nah, i didnt. I can just say "you" for short. Thats how i do, son

HB: Aah! Aryte aryte... Fine! I took so long typin up ur name n my name... ='(( haha!

Me: Haha, thank you then. See? You didnt do all of that for nothing

HB: Haha! Oh wow! Okay then... I guess... ='p

me: Hay, you should be grateful, i should at least get a "Your welcome" for saying thank you. Sukka :D

HB: Haha! Nope! ='p ... Ugh son! N thats how I DO!

Me: Arite then. I gotto go to sleep now. Gotta wake up hella early tomorrow for cross country, at like 8:30(did i give too much info there?)

HB: Daaamn! Too early! Kay gewd nyte GANGSTUH!

Me: Finally you got it right :D. nite

HB: Haha. Yea wuhever! Kay gewhd nyte... >='P

And in case this is useful, I've known her for about 2-3 years, but we havn't really talked a lot until now. she broke up with her boyfriend of about 2-3 years a month ago, so how long should i wait?
 
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Hey, we were fooling around!!! That's how we talk because we know how stupid it looks, and we're teenagers. Besides, i'm not gonna spend an hour to fully write out every single letter, or fix all my mistakes and get hand cramps
 

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Not only did my IQ drop... but you said you have know her for 2 or 3 years...

You seriously want to know how much longer you should wait, come on Man stop the small talk with this chick and get down to business... you intimidating gangstuh cracker nose sunflowereater :eek:
 

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Haha, well like i said she had a boyfriend, and i was in Jr. high and didn't know jack s#!& about SS
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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could you translate all to english plz crazyman?
 

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You all must have very low IQs because I can easily understand this.

So for the idiots:
Alright, so an HB8 was texting me, and she first texted me at about 4:30. I texted back at 11.

HB 8: Hello sunflower eating crocker nose...(inside joke)

Me: You forgot to add in the part where I am gangster(Inside joke, again)

HB:Haha! oh... Hello "one very intimidating gangster cracker nose sunflower eater"... Better?! Haha!

Me: Damn straight it is. And hello to you too.

HB:U forgot "one mean and large blue pimp slap ni@@uh lips"... Hahaha!

Me: Nah, I didnt. I can just say "you" for short. Thats how I do, son.

HB: Aah! Alright alright... Fine! I took so long typing up your name and my name... ='(( haha!

Me: Haha, thank you then. See? You didnt do all of that for nothing.

HB: Haha! Oh wow! Okay then... I guess... ='p

me: Hay, you should be grateful, I should at least get a "Your welcome" for saying thank you. Sucker.

HB: Haha! Nope! ='p ... Ugh son! And thats how I DO!

Me: Alright then. I have to go to sleep now. I have to wake up very early tomorrow for cross country, which is at like 8:30(Did I give too much info there?).

HB: Daaamn! Too early! Okay good night GANSTER!

Me: Finally you got it right . Night.

HB: Haha. Yea whatever! Okay good night... >='P
 

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Ugh, forget it. Can someone lock this thread? It was a waste of time posting here
 

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Yeah, don't worry man, there are just some asses on this board. Seriously though, anyone with a 5th Grade Education could read that.
 

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haha dude i was joking.

it just seems like there wasn't much to this convo. i know that just talking is a large part of relationships but it doesn't justify trying to find something hidden in that.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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If I read "Haha!" again I'm going to burn a bag of kittens.
 

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i hate when white people have joking conversations in slang... its like ur way of being racist but not showing it...
 

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miniPIMPIN said:
i hate when white people have joking conversations in slang... its like ur way of being racist but not showing it...
Why, because only black people can talk slang? Oh, and just so you know, we're not white. Thanks for stereotyping.
 

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BURN HAHA!!

if you have a problem with someone's skin color, have your eyes poked out so you don't have to look at them.
if you have a problem with the way someone talks, slang or accent, go tear your ears off so you don't have to hear them ever.

if you don't want to do either of these, then realize not everybody is like you are.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Agreed. Also, texting isn't someting where we can say Atta' Boy! Anyone can be smooth over the phone, internet, etc.
 

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I actually think real life is the easiest way to be smooth, also you can use kino.
I always seem weird on the phone or especially weird online since I'm overcomfortable.. thats right all you male b!tches, start talking to some ears instead of some damn computer program or a reciever.
 

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crazyman11 said:
Why, because only black people can talk slang? Oh, and just so you know, we're not white. Thanks for stereotyping.

never said only black people can talk slang just sayin how it bugs me when white people who was never raised to talk that way do it as an inside joke... see thats where i figured u was white and im sorry. but yea they wouldnt do it around a black person. but yea its watever.
 

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miniPIMPIN said:
never said only black people can talk slang just sayin how it bugs me when white people who was never raised to talk that way do it as an inside joke... see thats where i figured u was white and im sorry. but yea they wouldnt do it around a black person. but yea its watever.

I could continue to make you look bad, but i'm not going to for two reasons.

1. talking trash over the internet is stupid, and i could care less about how big you think my e-pen0r is

2. this thread is going waaayyy off topic, I don't know why any mods havn't closed this yet. So if any mods are reading this, can you please, just lock this thread?

I am not getting any help from this thread, so it would be better just to lock this thread
 

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Wow you guys are assh*les, you come into a perfectly good thread and you trash it, what, because your reading level is below 5th Grade and you can't understand slang? Grow up, please.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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