How'd i do?

[crazyman11]

Arite, so HB8 was texting me, she first texted me at about 4:30, I texted back at 11

HB 8: Hello sunflower eatin crocker nose...(inside joke)

Me: You forgot to add in the part where i am gangsta(Inside joke, again)

HB:Haha! oh... Hello "one very intimidating gangstuh cracker nose sunflowereater"... Better?! Haha!

Me: Damn straight it is. And hello to you too

HB:U forgot "one mean n large blue pimp slap ni@@uh lips"... Hahaha!

Me: Nah, i didnt. I can just say "you" for short. Thats how i do, son

HB: Aah! Aryte aryte... Fine! I took so long typin up ur name n my name... ='(( haha!

Me: Haha, thank you then. See? You didnt do all of that for nothing

HB: Haha! Oh wow! Okay then... I guess... ='p

me: Hay, you should be grateful, i should at least get a "Your welcome" for saying thank you. Sukka

HB: Haha! Nope! ='p ... Ugh son! N thats how I DO!

Me: Arite then. I gotto go to sleep now. Gotta wake up hella early tomorrow for cross country, at like 8:30(did i give too much info there?)

HB: Daaamn! Too early! Kay gewd nyte GANGSTUH!

Me: Finally you got it right . nite

HB: Haha. Yea wuhever! Kay gewhd nyte... >='P

And in case this is useful, I've known her for about 2-3 years, but we havn't really talked a lot until now. she broke up with her boyfriend of about 2-3 years a month ago, so how long should i wait?

 

[drummer]

My IQ just dropped

 

[crazyman11]

Hey, we were fooling around!!! That's how we talk because we know how stupid it looks, and we're teenagers. Besides, i'm not gonna spend an hour to fully write out every single letter, or fix all my mistakes and get hand cramps

 

[Jovan]

Not only did my IQ drop... but you said you have know her for 2 or 3 years...

You seriously want to know how much longer you should wait, come on Man stop the small talk with this chick and get down to business... you intimidating gangstuh cracker nose sunflowereater

 

[crazyman11]

Haha, well like i said she had a boyfriend, and i was in Jr. high and didn't know jack s#!& about SS

 

[noirsake]

could you translate all to english plz crazyman?

 

[ElStud]

You all must have very low IQs because I can easily understand this.

So for the idiots:

Alright, so an HB8 was texting me, and she first texted me at about 4:30. I texted back at 11.

HB 8: Hello sunflower eating crocker nose...(inside joke)

Me: You forgot to add in the part where I am gangster(Inside joke, again)

HB:Haha! oh... Hello "one very intimidating gangster cracker nose sunflower eater"... Better?! Haha!

Me: Damn straight it is. And hello to you too.

HB:U forgot "one mean and large blue pimp slap ni@@uh lips"... Hahaha!

Me: Nah, I didnt. I can just say "you" for short. Thats how I do, son.

HB: Aah! Alright alright... Fine! I took so long typing up your name and my name... ='(( haha!

Me: Haha, thank you then. See? You didnt do all of that for nothing.

HB: Haha! Oh wow! Okay then... I guess... ='p

me: Hay, you should be grateful, I should at least get a "Your welcome" for saying thank you. Sucker.

HB: Haha! Nope! ='p ... Ugh son! And thats how I DO!

Me: Alright then. I have to go to sleep now. I have to wake up very early tomorrow for cross country, which is at like 8:30(Did I give too much info there?).

HB: Daaamn! Too early! Okay good night GANSTER!

Me: Finally you got it right . Night.

HB: Haha. Yea whatever! Okay good night... >='P

 

[crazyman11]

Ugh, forget it. Can someone lock this thread? It was a waste of time posting here

 

[ElStud]

Yeah, don't worry man, there are just some asses on this board. Seriously though, anyone with a 5th Grade Education could read that.

 

[drummer]

haha dude i was joking.

it just seems like there wasn't much to this convo. i know that just talking is a large part of relationships but it doesn't justify trying to find something hidden in that.

 

[Jon55]

If I read "Haha!" again I'm going to burn a bag of kittens.

 

[drummer]

Sorry but this whole thing is just kind of ridiculous... LOL... wow i think lol is worse

 

[miniPIMPIN]

i hate when white people have joking conversations in slang... its like ur way of being racist but not showing it...

 

[crazyman11]

i hate when white people have joking conversations in slang... its like ur way of being racist but not showing it...

Why, because only black people can talk slang? Oh, and just so you know, we're not white. Thanks for stereotyping.

 

[Grand Wizzard Alamar]

BURN HAHA!!

if you have a problem with someone's skin color, have your eyes poked out so you don't have to look at them.
if you have a problem with the way someone talks, slang or accent, go tear your ears off so you don't have to hear them ever.

if you don't want to do either of these, then realize not everybody is like you are.

 

[Alkali]

Agreed. Also, texting isn't someting where we can say Atta' Boy! Anyone can be smooth over the phone, internet, etc.

 

[Grand Wizzard Alamar]

I actually think real life is the easiest way to be smooth, also you can use kino.
I always seem weird on the phone or especially weird online since I'm overcomfortable.. thats right all you male b!tches, start talking to some ears instead of some damn computer program or a reciever.

 

[miniPIMPIN]

Why, because only black people can talk slang? Oh, and just so you know, we're not white. Thanks for stereotyping.

never said only black people can talk slang just sayin how it bugs me when white people who was never raised to talk that way do it as an inside joke... see thats where i figured u was white and im sorry. but yea they wouldnt do it around a black person. but yea its watever.

 

[crazyman11]

never said only black people can talk slang just sayin how it bugs me when white people who was never raised to talk that way do it as an inside joke... see thats where i figured u was white and im sorry. but yea they wouldnt do it around a black person. but yea its watever.

I could continue to make you look bad, but i'm not going to for two reasons.

1. talking trash over the internet is stupid, and i could care less about how big you think my e-pen0r is

2. this thread is going waaayyy off topic, I don't know why any mods havn't closed this yet. So if any mods are reading this, can you please, just lock this thread?

I am not getting any help from this thread, so it would be better just to lock this thread

 

[ElStud]

Wow you guys are assh*les, you come into a perfectly good thread and you trash it, what, because your reading level is below 5th Grade and you can't understand slang? Grow up, please.