"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How would you treat her?

lizardking82

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Long story short: 19 years old, virgin, came to my place about a couple of days after we started talking, the D-sucking she did was as if she hadn't seen one in years. Second time she came over we messed around with her V and we got it over and done with, she bled and all, as a first time it was nothing special although she was absolutely acting like a wild beast moaning heavily. She came next time as well, we had more fun third time naturally.

Now, the only thing here is that she is one of these girls who post very provocative photos on Instagram all the time, is a self diagnosed NPD and her behaviour is just...complaining all the time, tracing online activity, telling me why you don't write to me, blunders like that. I've tried reasoning with her...doesn't work.

Since I am not considering her for anything else other than side pOssy, how would you guys handle her? My first idea after talking doesn't work was: two nights ago she started acting crazy, so I cut all contact for two days, she kept liking my Insta posts and viewing stories and all that. Tonight I talked to her, told her I went back to my place and asked her how she was. She acted normally, started sending sexy voice messages LOL

To keep this crazy as a side ***** cause she's worth that much for sure, what would you do?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

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AJ84

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Long story short: 19 years old, virgin, came to my place about a couple of days after we started talking, the D-sucking she did was as if she hadn't seen one in years. Second time she came over we messed around with her V and we got it over and done with, she bled and all, as a first time it was nothing special although she was absolutely acting like a wild beast moaning heavily. She came next time as well, we had more fun third time naturally.

Now, the only thing here is that she is one of these girls who post very provocative photos on Instagram all the time, is a self diagnosed NPD and her behaviour is just...complaining all the time, tracing online activity, telling me why you don't write to me, blunders like that. I've tried reasoning with her...doesn't work.

Since I am not considering her for anything else other than side pOssy, how would you guys handle her? My first idea after talking doesn't work was: two nights ago she started acting crazy, so I cut all contact for two days, she kept liking my Insta posts and viewing stories and all that. Tonight I talked to her, told her I went back to my place and asked her how she was. She acted normally, started sending sexy voice messages LOL

To keep this crazy as a side ***** cause she's worth that much for sure, what would you do?
Vince Vaughn would tell you that you have a stage 5 Virgin Clinger. Get out now.
 
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Lol. I don’t see the problem. The second you start writing all the time, you’re in trouble.
I think you should introduce her to spankings and then make a game out her antics.

You can react poorly or let her know that she’s just wanting another spanking. Frame it. It can be fun.
Ignor her until she becomes a pain. Then smile and turn it into a game. Make it fun. You will find her coming to you just for a spank and fuk. She will make up trouble because you are unaffected and just take it as her needing bad girl attention.

Learn to control the frame. Or get all invested in her game, drop your frame, start whimpering here on the forums and telling everyone how she wrecked your precious ego.

Pretty soon she will be very very naughty. Very feminine and attentive. If not just toss her in the dumpster. Lol
 

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She doesn't change. I wait 2-3 weeks more and in the mean time, I will make the communication more rare. If she doesn't change, she gets demoted to booty call and that's it.
 

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She doesn't change. I wait 2-3 weeks more and in the mean time, I will make the communication more rare. If she doesn't change, she gets demoted to booty call and that's it.
Why would she change? It's how she is. It's like expecting a dog to stop licking it's own b+lls because you don't approve of it.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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