How would a suave dj answer this question ?

[lifemisspent]

If you are conversing with a cute girl online and she asks you to name 5 things you can't live without.

Obviously I dont want to be honest and name sex with many women and football as my top two. So what would sound good to her naive little ears ?

Thanks in advance..............

 

[TheGameMaster]

Spontaineity, adventure, passion and love is what I would probably say.

no need to give her 5 things...never give her exactly what she asks for etc

 

[romangod]

If you are conversing with a cute girl online and she asks you to name 5 things you can't live without.

Thanks in advance..............

1. Coffee

2. Toilet Paper

3. Viagra

4. The 3 Stooges

5. Global warming


Cheers!

 

[Nutz]

If you are conversing with a cute girl online and she asks you to name 5 things you can't live without.

Obviously I dont want to be honest and name sex with many women and football as my top two. So what would sound good to her naive little ears ?

Thanks in advance..............

HB: name 5 things you can't live without
Me: Air, food, water... oh you meant something else How about giving some examples then? Show me yours and I'll show you mine...

Basically a funny reframe and go back to being in control by making her jump through a hoop first.

 

[Warrior74]

dylon, dylon, dylon, dylon, and dylon. Greatest rapper of all time! I wouldnt take it seriously to be honest. the name of the game is fun! Even asking on here is showing that you are wrapped a little to tight, to serious, fun fun fun fun fun have fun.

 

[Dante420]

dylon, dylon, dylon, dylon, and dylon. Greatest rapper of all time! I wouldnt take it seriously to be honest. the name of the game is fun! Even asking on here is showing that you are wrapped a little to tight, to serious, fun fun fun fun fun have fun.

This would be the perfect response if you got a girl who's into hip-hop and Dave Chappelle

 

[omega05]

dylon, dylon, dylon, dylon, and dylon. Greatest rapper of all time! I wouldnt take it seriously to be honest. the name of the game is fun! Even asking on here is showing that you are wrapped a little to tight, to serious, fun fun fun fun fun have fun.

cuz i spit hot fire

 

[Julian]

If you are conversing with a cute girl online and she asks you to name 5 things you can't live without.

Obviously I dont want to be honest and name sex with many women and football as my top two. So what would sound good to her naive little ears ?

Thanks in advance..............

Thats your problem son, you are the naive one not her. A real ass mofo would say "puzzy, booze, money, family, friends".

At least thats what I would say.

Why would I say that? Cuz im honest and real, dont need some slick little douche line like some wannabe PUA.