"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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How would a suave dj answer this question ?

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If you are conversing with a cute girl online and she asks you to name 5 things you can't live without.

Obviously I dont want to be honest and name sex with many women and football as my top two. So what would sound good to her naive little ears ?

Thanks in advance..............
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Spontaineity, adventure, passion and love is what I would probably say.

no need to give her 5 things...never give her exactly what she asks for etc
 

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lifemisspent said:
If you are conversing with a cute girl online and she asks you to name 5 things you can't live without.

Thanks in advance..............
1. Coffee

2. Toilet Paper

3. Viagra

4. The 3 Stooges

5. Global warming


Cheers!
 

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lifemisspent said:
If you are conversing with a cute girl online and she asks you to name 5 things you can't live without.

Obviously I dont want to be honest and name sex with many women and football as my top two. So what would sound good to her naive little ears ?

Thanks in advance..............
HB: name 5 things you can't live without
Me: Air, food, water... oh you meant something else ;) How about giving some examples then? Show me yours and I'll show you mine...

Basically a funny reframe and go back to being in control by making her jump through a hoop first.
 

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dylon, dylon, dylon, dylon, and dylon. Greatest rapper of all time! I wouldnt take it seriously to be honest. the name of the game is fun! Even asking on here is showing that you are wrapped a little to tight, to serious, fun fun fun fun fun have fun.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Warrior74 said:
dylon, dylon, dylon, dylon, and dylon. Greatest rapper of all time! I wouldnt take it seriously to be honest. the name of the game is fun! Even asking on here is showing that you are wrapped a little to tight, to serious, fun fun fun fun fun have fun.
This would be the perfect response if you got a girl who's into hip-hop and Dave Chappelle
 

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Warrior74 said:
dylon, dylon, dylon, dylon, and dylon. Greatest rapper of all time! I wouldnt take it seriously to be honest. the name of the game is fun! Even asking on here is showing that you are wrapped a little to tight, to serious, fun fun fun fun fun have fun.
cuz i spit hot fire
 

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lifemisspent said:
If you are conversing with a cute girl online and she asks you to name 5 things you can't live without.

Obviously I dont want to be honest and name sex with many women and football as my top two. So what would sound good to her naive little ears ?

Thanks in advance..............

Thats your problem son, you are the naive one not her. A real ass mofo would say "puzzy, booze, money, family, friends".

At least thats what I would say.

Why would I say that? Cuz im honest and real, dont need some slick little douche line like some wannabe PUA.
 
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