"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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How would a suave dj answer this question ?

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If you are conversing with a cute girl online and she asks you to name 5 things you can't live without.

Obviously I dont want to be honest and name sex with many women and football as my top two. So what would sound good to her naive little ears ?

Thanks in advance..............
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Spontaineity, adventure, passion and love is what I would probably say.

no need to give her 5 things...never give her exactly what she asks for etc
 
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lifemisspent said:
If you are conversing with a cute girl online and she asks you to name 5 things you can't live without.

Thanks in advance..............
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1. Coffee

2. Toilet Paper

3. Viagra

4. The 3 Stooges

5. Global warming


Cheers!
 
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lifemisspent said:
If you are conversing with a cute girl online and she asks you to name 5 things you can't live without.

Obviously I dont want to be honest and name sex with many women and football as my top two. So what would sound good to her naive little ears ?

Thanks in advance..............
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HB: name 5 things you can't live without
Me: Air, food, water... oh you meant something else ;) How about giving some examples then? Show me yours and I'll show you mine...

Basically a funny reframe and go back to being in control by making her jump through a hoop first.
 
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dylon, dylon, dylon, dylon, and dylon. Greatest rapper of all time! I wouldnt take it seriously to be honest. the name of the game is fun! Even asking on here is showing that you are wrapped a little to tight, to serious, fun fun fun fun fun have fun.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Warrior74 said:
dylon, dylon, dylon, dylon, and dylon. Greatest rapper of all time! I wouldnt take it seriously to be honest. the name of the game is fun! Even asking on here is showing that you are wrapped a little to tight, to serious, fun fun fun fun fun have fun.
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This would be the perfect response if you got a girl who's into hip-hop and Dave Chappelle
 
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Warrior74 said:
dylon, dylon, dylon, dylon, and dylon. Greatest rapper of all time! I wouldnt take it seriously to be honest. the name of the game is fun! Even asking on here is showing that you are wrapped a little to tight, to serious, fun fun fun fun fun have fun.
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cuz i spit hot fire
 
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lifemisspent said:
If you are conversing with a cute girl online and she asks you to name 5 things you can't live without.

Obviously I dont want to be honest and name sex with many women and football as my top two. So what would sound good to her naive little ears ?

Thanks in advance..............
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Thats your problem son, you are the naive one not her. A real ass mofo would say "puzzy, booze, money, family, friends".

At least thats what I would say.

Why would I say that? Cuz im honest and real, dont need some slick little douche line like some wannabe PUA.
 
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