"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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How would a suave dj answer this question ?

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If you are conversing with a cute girl online and she asks you to name 5 things you can't live without.

Obviously I dont want to be honest and name sex with many women and football as my top two. So what would sound good to her naive little ears ?

Thanks in advance..............
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Spontaineity, adventure, passion and love is what I would probably say.

no need to give her 5 things...never give her exactly what she asks for etc
 
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lifemisspent said:
If you are conversing with a cute girl online and she asks you to name 5 things you can't live without.

Thanks in advance..............
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1. Coffee

2. Toilet Paper

3. Viagra

4. The 3 Stooges

5. Global warming


Cheers!
 
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lifemisspent said:
If you are conversing with a cute girl online and she asks you to name 5 things you can't live without.

Obviously I dont want to be honest and name sex with many women and football as my top two. So what would sound good to her naive little ears ?

Thanks in advance..............
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HB: name 5 things you can't live without
Me: Air, food, water... oh you meant something else ;) How about giving some examples then? Show me yours and I'll show you mine...

Basically a funny reframe and go back to being in control by making her jump through a hoop first.
 
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dylon, dylon, dylon, dylon, and dylon. Greatest rapper of all time! I wouldnt take it seriously to be honest. the name of the game is fun! Even asking on here is showing that you are wrapped a little to tight, to serious, fun fun fun fun fun have fun.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Warrior74 said:
dylon, dylon, dylon, dylon, and dylon. Greatest rapper of all time! I wouldnt take it seriously to be honest. the name of the game is fun! Even asking on here is showing that you are wrapped a little to tight, to serious, fun fun fun fun fun have fun.
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This would be the perfect response if you got a girl who's into hip-hop and Dave Chappelle
 
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Warrior74 said:
dylon, dylon, dylon, dylon, and dylon. Greatest rapper of all time! I wouldnt take it seriously to be honest. the name of the game is fun! Even asking on here is showing that you are wrapped a little to tight, to serious, fun fun fun fun fun have fun.
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cuz i spit hot fire
 
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lifemisspent said:
If you are conversing with a cute girl online and she asks you to name 5 things you can't live without.

Obviously I dont want to be honest and name sex with many women and football as my top two. So what would sound good to her naive little ears ?

Thanks in advance..............
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Thats your problem son, you are the naive one not her. A real ass mofo would say "puzzy, booze, money, family, friends".

At least thats what I would say.

Why would I say that? Cuz im honest and real, dont need some slick little douche line like some wannabe PUA.
 
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