Alpine
Master Don Juan
Got very drunk, don't remeber much, only really felt better today- never again.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
How was your New Year Celebration?
- Thread starter Dee-Zy
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
CableLight
Master Don Juan
Hard core....
Started drinking at 4 PM...A buddy of mine came up with this really odd drink combination he dubbed "Strip and Get Naked." Don't ask why...Anyway, all it is is 3 beers, 10 oz Vodka and one can of those Lemonade concentrates. Sounds nasty, but it tastes just like a tart lemonade.
Four hours later (if that), between 8 people we went through somewhere between 6-7 "batches" of the mixtures and over a 30-pack of beer (not counting what was added to the mixture). The mixture consumed over a 1.75 of Vodka and almost a 24 pack. This was not good. Two of my buddies (remember, we're all in college so keep that in mind) were passed out, one was puking, the guy who's house we were at was basically unconcious and we hauled him to his bed. It was the perfect set-up for a "Kids, don't drink" advertisement.
Anyway, after that we headed to another friend's house and kept going. The two guys who were passed out had gotten their second wind and the guy who barfed went on a classic "Puke'N Rally." There was only about 20 people at this house, but it ended up quite fun. I don't have many details about what we did, but if you've been following what I've already said then you should understand why.
Started drinking at 4 PM...A buddy of mine came up with this really odd drink combination he dubbed "Strip and Get Naked." Don't ask why...Anyway, all it is is 3 beers, 10 oz Vodka and one can of those Lemonade concentrates. Sounds nasty, but it tastes just like a tart lemonade.
Four hours later (if that), between 8 people we went through somewhere between 6-7 "batches" of the mixtures and over a 30-pack of beer (not counting what was added to the mixture). The mixture consumed over a 1.75 of Vodka and almost a 24 pack. This was not good. Two of my buddies (remember, we're all in college so keep that in mind) were passed out, one was puking, the guy who's house we were at was basically unconcious and we hauled him to his bed. It was the perfect set-up for a "Kids, don't drink" advertisement.
Anyway, after that we headed to another friend's house and kept going. The two guys who were passed out had gotten their second wind and the guy who barfed went on a classic "Puke'N Rally." There was only about 20 people at this house, but it ended up quite fun. I don't have many details about what we did, but if you've been following what I've already said then you should understand why.
