Alpine
Master Don Juan
Got very drunk, don't remeber much, only really felt better today- never again.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
How was your New Year Celebration?
- Thread starter Dee-Zy
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
CableLight
Master Don Juan
Hard core....
Started drinking at 4 PM...A buddy of mine came up with this really odd drink combination he dubbed "Strip and Get Naked." Don't ask why...Anyway, all it is is 3 beers, 10 oz Vodka and one can of those Lemonade concentrates. Sounds nasty, but it tastes just like a tart lemonade.
Four hours later (if that), between 8 people we went through somewhere between 6-7 "batches" of the mixtures and over a 30-pack of beer (not counting what was added to the mixture). The mixture consumed over a 1.75 of Vodka and almost a 24 pack. This was not good. Two of my buddies (remember, we're all in college so keep that in mind) were passed out, one was puking, the guy who's house we were at was basically unconcious and we hauled him to his bed. It was the perfect set-up for a "Kids, don't drink" advertisement.
Anyway, after that we headed to another friend's house and kept going. The two guys who were passed out had gotten their second wind and the guy who barfed went on a classic "Puke'N Rally." There was only about 20 people at this house, but it ended up quite fun. I don't have many details about what we did, but if you've been following what I've already said then you should understand why.
Started drinking at 4 PM...A buddy of mine came up with this really odd drink combination he dubbed "Strip and Get Naked." Don't ask why...Anyway, all it is is 3 beers, 10 oz Vodka and one can of those Lemonade concentrates. Sounds nasty, but it tastes just like a tart lemonade.
Four hours later (if that), between 8 people we went through somewhere between 6-7 "batches" of the mixtures and over a 30-pack of beer (not counting what was added to the mixture). The mixture consumed over a 1.75 of Vodka and almost a 24 pack. This was not good. Two of my buddies (remember, we're all in college so keep that in mind) were passed out, one was puking, the guy who's house we were at was basically unconcious and we hauled him to his bed. It was the perfect set-up for a "Kids, don't drink" advertisement.
Anyway, after that we headed to another friend's house and kept going. The two guys who were passed out had gotten their second wind and the guy who barfed went on a classic "Puke'N Rally." There was only about 20 people at this house, but it ended up quite fun. I don't have many details about what we did, but if you've been following what I've already said then you should understand why.
