"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How to tell if you're official

RiceandChicken

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How can you tell if you and a girl are bf gf? I don't wanna flat out ask her if we are cause Thats beta. I want to make sure the signs I'm seeing are good. So far we've:
1; hugged, a lot.
2: hands around each other.
3:we have good chemistry.
4:today she said while leaving: "bye, miss you".

This is kinda urgent, would like some answers soon. Thanks guys. Btw we're both 15. Could have posted this in high school forum but it'd take a while to get an answer. Correct me if I'm wrong. Thanks again.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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JohnChops

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RiceandChicken said:
How can you tell if you and a girl are bf gf? I don't wanna flat out ask her if we are cause Thats beta. I want to make sure the signs I'm seeing are good. So far we've:
1; hugged, a lot.
2: hands around each other.
3:we have good chemistry.
4:today she said while leaving: "bye, miss you".

This is kinda urgent, would like some answers soon. Thanks guys. Btw we're both 15. Could have posted this in high school forum but it'd take a while to get an answer. Correct me if I'm wrong. Thanks again.

Is this a troll post? Anyway have you banged yet? Im guessing no. Never ask to be exclusive, never ever. Hang out with her, bang her, have fun with her and everything will fall into place. Why do you need to know if your official? If you are SHE will bring it up, you dont need to do anything.
 

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Alright. Erm, sex eh? We're kinda young but ok then. I'll sit back and let things happen as you guys suggested. Kinda new at all this, so sorry I y'all got ignored by this question and thought I was trolling. I'll never be a gspspields.
 

Renegade357

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RiceandChicken said:
How can you tell if you and a girl are bf gf? I don't wanna flat out ask her if we are cause Thats beta. I want to make sure the signs I'm seeing are good. So far we've:
1; hugged, a lot.
2: hands around each other.
3:we have good chemistry.
4:today she said while leaving: "bye, miss you".

This is kinda urgent, would like some answers soon. Thanks guys. Btw we're both 15. Could have posted this in high school forum but it'd take a while to get an answer. Correct me if I'm wrong. Thanks again.
Haha 15? Err, write her a note and tell her to check Yes if she wants to be your boyfriend and No if she does not. LOL
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Renegade357

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RiceandChicken said:
Lol you got jokes man. Thats so beta it's unreal.
Well since you like my sense of humour I'll tell you the answer to your question. You don't do anything but stay attractive and keep things light and fun. She'll let you know when she wants to be your girlfriend. You want her to come to you. It's that simple.
 
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