"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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How to: Talk Like a DJ

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I decided to open up a thread of DJ lingo for people, like me, who are confused on a couple of DJ words. Here's the list, please add to it with the stuff you know.

Lingo I know
DJ- Don Juan
AFC- Average Frustrated Chump
LTR- Long Term Relationship
Kino- Kinesthetics
PUA- Pick Up Artist
PUG- Pick Up Guru
C and F- ****y and Funny
HB- Hot Biatch (Pretty sure)
IOI- Indicator of Interest (Defined by BBX)
LJBF- Let's Just Be Friends
ONS- One Night Stand
DHV- Demonstations of Higher Value
PDA- Public Displays of Affection (Defined by The Shocker)
AMOG- Alpha Male Of the Group (Defined by The Shocker)
DIY- Do It Yourself (Defined by The Shocker)
KJ-Keyboard Jockey (Defined by Soniq)

Looks like tonight's latest win goes to THe .ll.l
 
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Hmm aight. Thanks. I know there were at least three other terms I was confused on so I'm looking them up now. One thing I just learned is that girls neg hit too. I really should have known that. That means that one of my cold approaches I thought was really bad was in fact gold and she was simply neg hitting me. Damn. Ah well, at least I made the cold approach a lot hotter ^_^
 

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AMOG-alpha male of group/other guy
DIY-...do it yourself?
PDA-public display of affection
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Wow, props to the Shocker. Of course, I guess that's why the call the most popular dormroom in Whittier College "The Shocker Room". LMAO
 

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AFK = Away From Keyboard
BRB = Be Right Back
BRD = Blackrock Depths
WoW = World of Warcraft... omg Duh! :rolleyes:
DPS = Damage Per Second
AoE/AE = Area of Effect (Ex. Blizzard)
DoT = Damage over Time (Ex. Poison)
NBG = Need Before Greed
TBC = The Burning Crusade
NPC = Non-playable Character
GM = Guild Master / Game Master
NE = Night Elf
"kek" = Orchish for "lol"
STV = Stranglethorn Vale

k you should be set.

use these and you're gold.
 

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Ah, then that is truly a relevant word to this forum. It makes the list. Michele's words on the other hand... :nono:
 

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Michele said:
AFK = Away From Keyboard

k you should be set.

use these and you're gold.
haha oh yeah these are perfect. Haven't seen you post in awhile. Welcome back
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I forgot to add that I think there is a section in the bible on this
 

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naes420 said:
thats not talking like a dj, its talking like a fvcking internet lingo freak
i've had enough... duel me... pvp... tomorrow... at the flag pole...

mpimpin said:
haha oh yeah these are perfect. Haven't seen you post in awhile. Welcome back
and thanks... im just visiting... i don't have any good advice for anyone in this forum anymore.. but to get outta here.

no one listens to real advice... so i give bad answers to bad questions.
 

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Michele said:
i've had enough... duel me... pvp... tomorrow... at the flag pole...
shut up u ****in n00b, id own you because im l33t...your such ezpk now shut up before i have to get out the hammer of thor
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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IOI = Indicator of Interest
SOI = Statement of Interest
 

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HB actually means hot babe, not hot biatch. I am pretty sure.
 

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Michele said:
AFK = Away From Keyboard
BRB = Be Right Back
BRD = Blackrock Depths
WoW = World of Warcraft... omg Duh! :rolleyes:
DPS = Damage Per Second
AoE/AE = Area of Effect (Ex. Blizzard)
DoT = Damage over Time (Ex. Poison)
NBG = Need Before Greed
TBC = The Burning Crusade
NPC = Non-playable Character
GM = Guild Master / Game Master
NE = Night Elf
"kek" = Orchish for "lol"
STV = Stranglethorn Vale

k you should be set.

use these and you're gold.
Wow... keep that in the Barrens
 

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Michele said:
AFK = Away From Keyboard
BRB = Be Right Back
BRD = Blackrock Depths
WoW = World of Warcraft... omg Duh! :rolleyes:
DPS = Damage Per Second
AoE/AE = Area of Effect (Ex. Blizzard)
DoT = Damage over Time (Ex. Poison)
NBG = Need Before Greed
TBC = The Burning Crusade
NPC = Non-playable Character
GM = Guild Master / Game Master
NE = Night Elf
"kek" = Orchish for "lol"
STV = Stranglethorn Vale

k you should be set.

use these and you're gold.
God, I dunno whats more disturbing, that this showed up in a forum for dating advice or that I actually understood alot of those acronyms before the definition.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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