"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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How to: Talk Like a DJ

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I decided to open up a thread of DJ lingo for people, like me, who are confused on a couple of DJ words. Here's the list, please add to it with the stuff you know.

Lingo I know
DJ- Don Juan
AFC- Average Frustrated Chump
LTR- Long Term Relationship
Kino- Kinesthetics
PUA- Pick Up Artist
PUG- Pick Up Guru
C and F- ****y and Funny
HB- Hot Biatch (Pretty sure)
IOI- Indicator of Interest (Defined by BBX)
LJBF- Let's Just Be Friends
ONS- One Night Stand
DHV- Demonstations of Higher Value
PDA- Public Displays of Affection (Defined by The Shocker)
AMOG- Alpha Male Of the Group (Defined by The Shocker)
DIY- Do It Yourself (Defined by The Shocker)
KJ-Keyboard Jockey (Defined by Soniq)

Looks like tonight's latest win goes to THe .ll.l
 
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Hmm aight. Thanks. I know there were at least three other terms I was confused on so I'm looking them up now. One thing I just learned is that girls neg hit too. I really should have known that. That means that one of my cold approaches I thought was really bad was in fact gold and she was simply neg hitting me. Damn. Ah well, at least I made the cold approach a lot hotter ^_^
 

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AMOG-alpha male of group/other guy
DIY-...do it yourself?
PDA-public display of affection
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Wow, props to the Shocker. Of course, I guess that's why the call the most popular dormroom in Whittier College "The Shocker Room". LMAO
 

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AFK = Away From Keyboard
BRB = Be Right Back
BRD = Blackrock Depths
WoW = World of Warcraft... omg Duh! :rolleyes:
DPS = Damage Per Second
AoE/AE = Area of Effect (Ex. Blizzard)
DoT = Damage over Time (Ex. Poison)
NBG = Need Before Greed
TBC = The Burning Crusade
NPC = Non-playable Character
GM = Guild Master / Game Master
NE = Night Elf
"kek" = Orchish for "lol"
STV = Stranglethorn Vale

k you should be set.

use these and you're gold.
 

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Ah, then that is truly a relevant word to this forum. It makes the list. Michele's words on the other hand... :nono:
 

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Michele said:
AFK = Away From Keyboard

k you should be set.

use these and you're gold.
haha oh yeah these are perfect. Haven't seen you post in awhile. Welcome back
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I forgot to add that I think there is a section in the bible on this
 

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naes420 said:
thats not talking like a dj, its talking like a fvcking internet lingo freak
i've had enough... duel me... pvp... tomorrow... at the flag pole...

mpimpin said:
haha oh yeah these are perfect. Haven't seen you post in awhile. Welcome back
and thanks... im just visiting... i don't have any good advice for anyone in this forum anymore.. but to get outta here.

no one listens to real advice... so i give bad answers to bad questions.
 

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Michele said:
i've had enough... duel me... pvp... tomorrow... at the flag pole...
shut up u ****in n00b, id own you because im l33t...your such ezpk now shut up before i have to get out the hammer of thor
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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IOI = Indicator of Interest
SOI = Statement of Interest
 

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HB actually means hot babe, not hot biatch. I am pretty sure.
 

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Michele said:
AFK = Away From Keyboard
BRB = Be Right Back
BRD = Blackrock Depths
WoW = World of Warcraft... omg Duh! :rolleyes:
DPS = Damage Per Second
AoE/AE = Area of Effect (Ex. Blizzard)
DoT = Damage over Time (Ex. Poison)
NBG = Need Before Greed
TBC = The Burning Crusade
NPC = Non-playable Character
GM = Guild Master / Game Master
NE = Night Elf
"kek" = Orchish for "lol"
STV = Stranglethorn Vale

k you should be set.

use these and you're gold.
Wow... keep that in the Barrens
 

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Michele said:
AFK = Away From Keyboard
BRB = Be Right Back
BRD = Blackrock Depths
WoW = World of Warcraft... omg Duh! :rolleyes:
DPS = Damage Per Second
AoE/AE = Area of Effect (Ex. Blizzard)
DoT = Damage over Time (Ex. Poison)
NBG = Need Before Greed
TBC = The Burning Crusade
NPC = Non-playable Character
GM = Guild Master / Game Master
NE = Night Elf
"kek" = Orchish for "lol"
STV = Stranglethorn Vale

k you should be set.

use these and you're gold.
God, I dunno whats more disturbing, that this showed up in a forum for dating advice or that I actually understood alot of those acronyms before the definition.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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